Heartland

I've received mail for "Korin", "Dark", "Korin The Dark", hell, once a lovely lady sent me a package addressed to "Tom Ashton". I had no idea I was that good on the geetar.

But then, it could be worse. You wouldn't want to send mail to "bodyandsoul666" or "Dr.Rhythm505" or some such.

Heh. Imagine how embarrassing it would be if you had to pick up a package from the Post Office and explain why your ID doesn't match the name on the parcel.

packages for James Blast drop through my door all the time

none for "Red Sunsets Esq." ?

Sod the post office staff, try explaining to the kids who Planet Dave is.

If it ain't the jiffybags, it's the t-shirts.

I had a parcel addressed to "TheConfusedEgo" once. There was no confusion, since my parents knew which part of the house their most weird offspring lived and just chucked it up there. Turns out it was a rather fetching t-shirt from the forum that I moderated under that name

Having just inspected the rest of that site - is it a Phillipino Sisters covers band?
Can't we book them for the Heartland do in July?

i would quoite like to have a parcel adressed to Ailime Togusa (which is my internet ID) but that won't happen - i know - so i can dream

on the other hand, it would be funny to recieve something to my yahoo ID "sorbet_a_la_mangue" (mango sherbet) i only can imagine my parent's face...


emi

ailime wrote:i would quoite like to have a parcel adressed to Ailime Togusa (which is my internet ID) but that won't happen - i know - so i can dream

on the other hand, it would be funny to recieve something to my yahoo ID "sorbet_a_la_mangue" (mango sherbet) i only can imagine my parent's face...


emi

What's your address?

Just spent the weekend in Nottingham under the name Tim Sinister. The staff didn't bat an eyelid.

I'd question the authenticity of that photo.

Heh. Next time I book in somewhere I'll try registering as Mr and Mrs Fiend

and wasn't there one James Blast residing at the rabbit warren known as The Comfort Inn, Leeds, last Bloktober

James Blast wrote:and wasn't there one James Blast residing at the rabbit warren known as The Comfort Inn, Leeds, last Bloktober

There was.

I've never recieved any Obviousman stuff in the post, and I'm not planning too either

I would fancy my full name on an envelope though

I have sent a CD to you, spelling out your full name

No you didn't

Left out my middle names (hardly know how to spell them myself, actually )

Zeno Miijaweekerjisanderiaalaman Triikeejaasassa de Cock?

Nah

*checks passport*

Nicolaï Sergej Alexei





Parents

Listen, its a lot better then getting a call from someone with a fey english accent asking for Mr. Kaaahst.

Obviousman wrote:Nah

*checks passport*

Nicolaï Sergej Alexei





Parents

after they'd saddled you with your surname i guess they figured that it didn't matter.
if you had grown-up here you would have to put up with an awful amount of piss-taking i'm afraid.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:after they'd saddled you with your surname i guess they figured that it didn't matter.
if you had grown-up here you would have to put up with an awful amount of piss-taking i'm afraid.

I can imagine that, though...

Luckily my surname doesn't really have that kind of meaning here. There's only this TV-series on nowadays about a detective de Cock spelled C-O-C-K.
Guess what they say each time I have to spell out my name

First name, ah, well, a zero now and then back in the days, but that's all a bit childish isn't it. Now I only get to hear people who think it's a cool name

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

Obviousman wrote:Nah

*checks passport*

Nicolaï Sergej Alexei





Parents

after they'd saddled you with your surname i guess they figured that it didn't matter.
if you had grown-up here you would have to put up with an awful amount of piss-taking i'm afraid.

would his name have been something like Zebedee MacRooster?

Zeno's a well cool name

zeno's a cool name, i'll grant you that. and i know all about dodgy surnames myself.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:zeno's a cool name, i'll grant you that. and i know all about dodgy surnames myself.

can't ye change it tae...

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