Heartland

Isn't he gorgeous?

Oh God not again...

Apparently it's not possible for that to happen in such trousers, so its probably just a crease

Touch it and see.

I thought the phrase was "Suck it and See"

Motz wrote:I thought the phrase was "Suck it and See"

Ah, so you want to suck his sock , kinky!

I think we'll be reading this thread in "General" before to long.

Cook his sock, surely, ya sock cooker?

What size are his feet ?

Same size as his sock, obviously.

The only sock of note in the photo is Andreas'.

I still prefer him bald and scary, as he is now.
Welcome back again indeed.

Oh my, Andreas was really wearing white tennis socks...

*shudder*

with all von's groupie cast-offs white socks can't possibly mean the same in germany as they do at secondary school here.

Interesting. In Germany white socks mean nothing but bad taste but I am curious to hear other interpretations.

However, white socks on your feet are still better than any socks in your trousers (or a girls' bra) by the way.

Can I be the first here to actually say cock.





COCK

Gollum's Cock wrote:Can I be the first here to actually say cock.





COCK

Having such a nick hardly gives you the choice...

Mind you, I've been writing that word since I was a toddler

17 posts and still no knob jokes, ach well back to my decorating.

Motz wrote:Apparently it's not possible for that to happen in such trousers, so its probably just a crease

As Mrs E will confirm - it is entirely possible in such trousers.

Pat wrote:17 posts and still no knob jokes, ach well back to my decorating.

Apparently the whole Monica-gate thing in the US a few years ago was the result of a misunderstanding. You see, Bill Clinton was a southern boy, with a penchant for eating deep-fried things, esp. deep-fried pickles (don't laugh). Anyway, the chef at the White House was a french guy, cordon bleu, and he was under strict instructions from Hillary not to cook anything unhealthy (like deep-fried pickles). Bill grumbled, but to no avail.
Then Hillary was away on a visit somewhere, so Bill told the chef to cook up some deep-fried pickles for a snack. Jacques (for 'twas his name) did his very best, and brought a plate of them to Bill in the Oval Office. Bill ate all of them at one sitting.
Alas, years of eating healthy food had taken its toll, and Bill suddenly suffered an acute bout of indigestion and stomach cramps. The cramps were so bad that he keeled over and fell out of his chair. The noise was heard by the people in the outer office, among them one Monica Lewinsky. She dashed in, saw her boss doubled over on the floor, and cried, "Mr. President! Whatever is the matter? What can I do for you?"

Bill replied, "Sack my cook!".

Happy now?

Seemingly , in Court, Clinton was asked if he had ever bought Miss Lewinsky any gifts, after being asked numerous times, he finaly gave in and admitted that he had indeed "Splashed out on a new dress"

Next!

Q: Does Bill Clinton talk to his wife after sex?
A: Only if there's a telephone in the room.

No, I didn't think it was any good when I heard it either

my evil twin posted this, not me

Erudite wrote:

Motz wrote:Apparently it's not possible for that to happen in such trousers, so its probably just a crease

As Mrs E will confirm - it is entirely possible in such trousers.

yikes! Mrs E confirms? Well then, that should be settled and all those that doubt should be immediately sent to bed without dinner.

We always knew what a wad Von packed, didn't we?

Mrs e sports a sock in her trousers?