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:eek:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story ... 11,00.html


i've seen one.. and i wondered if it was a good idea to use some products whilst on the dancefloor... discreet maybe, but a little... tricky
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emilystrange wrote::eek:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story ... 11,00.html


i've seen one.. and i wondered if it was a good idea to use some products whilst on the dancefloor... discreet maybe, but a little... tricky
There's been a lot of them in the pubs and clubs of glasgow for sometime now.......yes in the Gents :eek:
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.................and you can't get into the Garage with a packet of Quavers :roll:
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@Si - there have!? :eek:

Tragic really. Anyone with an ounce of imagination could think up all sorts of filthy things to do with a bottle of Diet Coke... :roll: :innocent:
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please.. i NEED to know what's in the boys' one...
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emilystrange wrote:please.. i NEED to know what's in the boys' one...
They belong in the girls' one, if you see what I mean :oops: :urff:
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boudicca wrote:Anyone with an ounce of imagination could think up all sorts of filthy things to do with a bottle of Diet Coke... :roll: :innocent:
'Drinking it', for one :urff:

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Big Si wrote:
emilystrange wrote:please.. i NEED to know what's in the boys' one...
They belong in the girls' one, if you see what I mean :oops: :urff:
It sells.... RYD key-rings? :eek: How inventive! ;D

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The machines I've seen weren't these but they had the same contents :urff:
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I have to admit to being troubled by a product that proclaims itself thus:

"This surgical steel plunger with increasing width and rippled surface is perfect for deep anal or vaginal explorations don't forget your miner's hat!"

Miner's hat?? :eek:
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*shudder* good lord...

Vibrating ducks?
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Ok, so you can be given 5 years for so much as kissing in a toilet but it's ok to sell sex toys in them.

Glad that's cleared up :roll:
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Motz wrote:Ok, so you can be given 5 years for so much as kissing in a toilet but it's ok to sell sex toys in them.

Glad that's cleared up :roll:
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EvilBastard wrote:I have to admit to being troubled by a product that proclaims itself thus:

"This surgical steel plunger with increasing width and rippled surface is perfect for deep anal or vaginal explorations don't forget your miner's hat!"

Miner's hat?? :eek:
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Last Christmas (2004ish)we bought a vibrator and an inflatable sheep from a pub in the Bail in Lincoln.

Come to think of it, we've still got the sheep somewhere....
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One of those "Shaggable Sheep" thingummys?

One was passed around the 6th form common room a couple of years back, I believe :lol:
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Can you ditch all the talk of sheep? You'll be getting my neighbours giddy.
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Planet Dave wrote:Can you ditch all the talk of sheep? You'll be getting my neighbours giddy.
And Keef... :innocent:
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Badlander wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:I have to admit to being troubled by a product that proclaims itself thus:

"This surgical steel plunger with increasing width and rippled surface is perfect for deep anal or vaginal explorations don't forget your miner's hat!"

Miner's hat?? :eek:
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Ok, I get that the miner's hat keeps one from getting conked on the head - but what does this have to do with vaginal or anal exploration, unless the object is very small or the subject is very large. Still confused... :roll:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh dear - this was truly one of the funniest threads ever !!!

sorry for finding sex the biggest joke
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they've sold racing snakes in the pubs round our way for ages; in both the mens and womens. They haven't started stocking rampant rabbits yet though. What a nation we are. Get em on the streets alongside porn mag vending machines. :D
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Get em on the streets alongside porn mag vending machines. :D
hey, can i have hentai instead of regular porn ? hentai has lots more fun and less disturbing white sauce ...

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mmmmm hentai on the go.... i love that idea
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Seconded. :lol:
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My flashy, trashy, psuedo-upmarket bar has one of these machines. It vends inflatable sheep, cock rings, and some kind of faux vibrator.

:roll:

Very popular amongst the flat-top football fans and shrieking orange estate girls.
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I thought sex toys are for people who have given up going to bars since a long time?

@timsinister: what exactly is a vaux vibrator? I thought a vibrator is already a vaux dick? Or was it vice versa?
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