Smack your head against your f-cking keyboard!

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Um, yeah, smack your head against your keyboard three times and see what you get!

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This is what I got:
b b b
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can I use someone else's head?
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whilst i find it incredibly amusing, i'm not sure i can be seen to endorse this behaviour....








however, for the record, i got "gth/re/df vlsd" :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:for the record, i got "gth/re/df vlsd" :lol:
So close to goth ;)
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hallucienate wrote:can I use someone else's head?
Can I use someone else's keyboard?
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The 1st joke of Xmas
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolise?"
The man replied,


"They're Carols".

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todays bit of e-Bay madness
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Black Biscuit wrote:Um, yeah, smack your head against your keyboard three times and see what you get!

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I'll try:

First time: a close resemblance of an E minor augmented,

Second: B sus4 / 2

Third: a splitting headache, one white came off, the LCD display seems fecked up and I just heard this faint B Dominant chord...


Ouch.

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James Blast wrote:todays bit of e-Bay madness
...the mere existence of which should leave no doubt in anyone's mind as to how Dubya got himself re-elected by the '"good" people of 'Merka... :evil: :evil: :evil:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:'Merka... :evil: :evil: :evil:
nail on the head Sinny I laffed :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Well I liked your Carols joke Señor Blast.

The e-bay auction, it's pre-approved bidders only (so no "joke" bids to hike up the price) and still reaching $18750 :eek:
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Auch! That hurt.. :P

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