The 12 Days of Chavmas
On the twelveth day of Chavmas my dealer gave to me...
Twelve Chavvers Chavving
Eleven Prammers Pushing
Ten Lads Joy-riding
Nine Ladies Drinking
Eigth Midriffs Showing
Seven Scallies Stealing
Six Teens-a-laying
Five Sovereign Rings
Four Stolen Phones
Three Navel Studs
Two Tracksuit Tops
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... and a Pikey in Burberry...
20.12.04 - The 12 Days of Chavmas
The Scene won't save you...