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Welcome Happy the Man, seem to have been left out matey, sorry, and to all new users that have joined the throng in the last couple of weeks...
Enjoy...participate, contribute, and put many a crap joke...
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ditto, especially the crap joke part :grin: :wink:
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"



You mean like that, right? :wink:
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That's one of my fave jokes!
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On Aug 12, 2002 11:20am, Happy the Man wrote:
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"



You mean like that, right? :wink:
yeah like that, and any really rubbish non news news storys from your local rag....In Joke of the Day though...
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hi :smile:

welcome................


on board!!!!! snigger snigger, bum tiss, i thank you i think you....


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as opposed to hand in glove?
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yeah well, you know what they say :wink:
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what, don't eat yellow snow?
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A bird in the hand is worth only £1.99 at Iceland this week?
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lmao!!!!!

mikeys having one of his turns again :wink:
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round and round...
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