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For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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But the Scots have more heart attacks than any of the other nation's in Britain.












Why?












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Big Si wrote:But the Scots have more heart attacks than any of the other nation's in Britain.

Its most likely "Shock" from finding your bottle of Scotch is empty and the Off-Licence is closed for lent (or whatever!) :-)












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Andy TG wrote: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Billy said it so it must be true! :D
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well he regulary snecks this -

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well, this...

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