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boudicca
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Think of a person.

Any person.

Well, they have to be relatively famous.

And dead.

Play the fun game. Go on, you don't have a life either, who are you trying to kid? :P

http://theweekly.co.uk/4301/cooee_loves/

Hope this hasn't been posted before.

I thought of Ian Curtis.

How f**king predictable. :roll:
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Blimey. Charles Darwin was way too easy for her/it. :|
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Zuma
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Well. old Doris did not get
Brian Jones :twisted:
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i answered at random at it suggested holly valance :lol:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Maybe you just wish it were so :twisted:
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boudicca
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I tried the Pope about 2 days after his passing...

... I was not disappointed!
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didn't know who Shaka Zulu was :roll:
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She was unable to recognise; Sir John Jellicoe, British Commander-in-Chief of the British Grand Fleet which engaged the German Navy at the Battle of Jutland in 1916, in which Rear-Admiral Hood of the 3rd Battlecruiser squadron was killed, a distant ancestor of...Surgeon-Commander Tim Sinister!

Doris? Hardly a name to strike fear into the hearts of man...
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timsinister wrote:She was unable to recognise; Sir John Jellicoe, British Commander-in-Chief of the British Grand Fleet which engaged the German Navy at the Battle of Jutland in 1916, in which Rear-Admiral Hood of the 3rd Battlecruiser squadron was killed, a distant ancestor of...Surgeon-Commander Tim Sinister!

Doris? Hardly a name to strike fear into the hearts of man...
Seriously? f**k you're cool.

But I think you're wrong... I'm sure he's in there somewhere...
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I picked Elvis, and she didn't :lol:
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No, she gets him if you answer right...

:roll: ...bloody amateurs! :lol: :P
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got her with ken dodd
...mmmmmmmmmMMMMMM!....
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Noooo! You're answering the questions wrong, people!

Doddy will be in there, you mark my words...
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culprit wrote:got her with ken dodd
is he dead? Jesus - you turn your back for one second... :lol:
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Oh dear, Doris has lost the plot. I answered all questions honestly and she thought Sid Vicious was ... Neville Chamberlain ... :urff:

I can see where the confusion came in ... :roll:
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Tried to go on the site (from work) - its blacklisted!! :evil:
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I tried Jimi Hendrix, then George Harrison.
She guessed Frank Zappa and John Lennon respectively.
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She mistook Len Bias for Janis Joplin. Sad. Would anyone around here have known who Len Bias was without checking online?
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timsinister wrote:She was unable to recognise; Sir John Jellicoe, British Commander-in-Chief of the British Grand Fleet which engaged the German Navy at the Battle of Jutland in 1916, in which Rear-Admiral Hood of the 3rd Battlecruiser squadron was killed, a distant ancestor of...Surgeon-Commander Tim Sinister!

Doris? Hardly a name to strike fear into the hearts of man...
But he should ahve never broken off the persuit
You cannot make someone love you, just stalk em and hope they gice up...
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timsinister wrote:She was unable to recognise; Sir John Jellicoe, British Commander-in-Chief of the British Grand Fleet which engaged the German Navy at the Battle of Jutland in 1916, in which Rear-Admiral Hood of the 3rd Battlecruiser squadron was killed, a distant ancestor of...Surgeon-Commander Tim Sinister!

Doris? Hardly a name to strike fear into the hearts of man...
But he should have never broken off the persuit
You cannot make someone love you, just stalk em and hope they gice up...
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Thanks boudicca, but it's not something you can casually drop into conversation to pick up chicks. Unless you were impressed...? :wink: :lol:

TheHam, well said. Unfortunately, with most of the flagships heavily hit, the idea of trooping into a German port was probably not all that appealing. We hung onto the North Sea, and therefore the strategic victory was ours.

As for this automated Death Game, I think there's still some kinks to be worked out in the questioning system.
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Very interesting.

I tried John Pertwee and it came up with William Hartnell.
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She mistook Bela Lugosi for John Candy :)
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my Keith Moon resulted in Jon Pertwee :eek:
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