Mrs Zuma

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Mrs. Snowey
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Nice to see you Cat / Mrs. Z. Welcome to HL. :D

"You'll never leave" :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Nice to see you Cat / Mrs. Z. Welcome to HL. :D

"You'll never leave" :lol:
Isn't that exactly what happened to you? :lol: :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey
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[quote="someone making a very poor parody of "Emma""]
I tried so very hard to leave this place Heartland
But I just can't keep trying no more
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Heartlanders and Their Wives. It's like an office party...

:wink: Welcome aboard Mrs. Z
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timsinister wrote:Heartlanders and Their Wives.
We're not becoming some kind of dodgy top-shelf magazine now are we? :eek:

Hello and welcome to Mrs. Z! :D :notworthy: :D

Now I'll go back to wondering how anyone can lurk in this place, and feeling all paranoid at my useless and inane posting style... :oops: :urff:
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boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote:Heartlanders and Their Wives.
We're not becoming some kind of dodgy top-shelf magazine now are we? :eek:
I'd get vertigo up there. Even if I could reach :eek:

"Heartland Hubbies", anyone :innocent: :wink:
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Hi Mrs Z!,you'll love it here,Mrs Scottys as addicted to here as I am,always looking over my shoulder at the screen,"how close to 2000 is "B"now,how's the whizzkidskidskid,So BLAST thinks what your listning to is s**t! :lol: ,Black Alice's is on the white wine and sodas AGAIN!,is MB trippin' yet!",gone are the days when she'd ask "how are YOU doin :( :lol: '"
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:Hi Mrs Z!,you'll love it here,Mrs Scottys as addicted to here as I am,always looking over my shoulder at the screen,"how close to 2000 is "B"now,how's the whizzkidskidskid,So BLAST thinks what your listning to is s**t! :lol: ,Black Alice's is on the white wine and sodas AGAIN!,is MB trippin' yet!",gone are the days when she'd ask "how are YOU doin :( :lol: '"
Yep, there's always summat going on. And if you can get a word in edgeways, that's a bonus :innocent: :lol:
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Allo :D
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boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote:Heartlanders and Their Wives.
We're not becoming some kind of dodgy top-shelf magazine now are we? :eek:
You're far filthier than your entire fanclub put together. *sigh*
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Welcome Cat...enjoy HL!

MB :kiss:
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<----- hands Cat her official MacHeartland string vest :lol:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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timsinister wrote:
boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote:Heartlanders and Their Wives.
We're not becoming some kind of dodgy top-shelf magazine now are we? :eek:
You're far filthier than your entire fanclub put together. *sigh*
Filthy gorgeous, as a reputable band of Noo Yawk art poofters so memorably put it... :innocent: :kiss: :twisted:

(Scotty, tell the missus I'm waaaaaaay past 2000 now... ever forging ahead to the fabled land inhabited only by Mr. Blast...


Oh no wait I'm already here! :lol: )
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no you're not
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James Blast wrote:no you're not
I meant this "little green place", Jimbo.
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Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote: too much information. johnny's being rude, again. :roll: :lol:
Would you have me any other way? :P
i have no idea what that would be like..
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boudicca wrote:

(Scotty, tell the missus I'm waaaaaaay past 2000 now... ever forging ahead to the fabled land inhabited only by Mr. Blast..
Mrs scotty asked about your 2000th post when your were at about 1600 or 1700,"how long will be till she's at 2000?"she asked, I told her at the rate that you post,I'd give it about an hour and a half! :innocent:
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<this space is reserved for Claire's latest dull one liner>

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James Blast wrote:<this space is reserved for Claire's latest dull one liner>

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But quelle surprise! It was taken by you...! :roll: :lol:
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I rest my case
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@ scotty -why not let mrs scotty join for herself?the law of averages says one of you must be able to spell/type/type in english.. :innocent: :lol: :wink:

@ blast and Boudicca ;rearrange these words into a well-known phrase or saying- "kettle...goth ....black ....the.....calling" NB:only one of you need answer...

@ cat -welcome to HL!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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James Blast wrote:<----- hands Cat her official MacHeartland string vest :lol:
Cheers Blast, but do I still qualify being fae Embra?

To all the rest of you, cheers for making me feel welcome :)
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Cat wrote:
James Blast wrote:<----- hands Cat her official MacHeartland string vest :lol:
Cheers Blast, but do I still qualify being fae Embra?

To all the rest of you, cheers for making me feel welcome :)
Embra its sel',or just oot side{Danderha',Widburn,Nitten'},cause it might be a "Simmit"yer needin',as ma Rosewell Granny yist ti call thum!!
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scotty wrote:
Cat wrote:
James Blast wrote:<----- hands Cat her official MacHeartland string vest :lol:
Cheers Blast, but do I still qualify being fae Embra?

To all the rest of you, cheers for making me feel welcome :)
Embra its sel',or just oot side{Danderha',Widburn,Nitten'},cause it might be a "Simmit"yer needin',as ma Rosewell Granny yist ti call thum!!
And more important,is it a green yin or a maroon yin you'll want?
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@Scotty

Ahm no a footie fan, prefer watching oor national team gettin guffed at rugby (but live in hope) :!:
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