21/9/05 A shopping list found in a supermarket trolley

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whoaaaa. so many things... where do you start :lol:
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1. It's my kind of party...

2. They must be over 18 to get alcohol so you'd think they'd have mastered plurals/spelling by now???

3. Can you still get spam?

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What no toilet paper.



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that looks like an old person's handwriting, which would explain the spam :urff: -i can't imagine anyone under 60 buying it otherwise!
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I want to know what the 'beams' are for
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James Blast wrote:I want to know what the 'beams' are for
To hold the apostrophe up.
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Oh, we eat spam sandiwiches every now and then...

Whenever we run out of other stuff to put on the sandwiches and really have nothing else :roll: :lol:
(though it's okay as long as you eat it only every once in a while)

All the rest: :lol: :D
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:that looks like an old person's handwriting, which would explain the spam :urff: -i can't imagine anyone under 60 buying it otherwise!
Oi loikes SpamTM
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I have heard a (possibly apocryphal) story that various cannibal tribes have been persuaded to give up human flesh in favour of Spam due to the great similarity in the flavours. :twisted:
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