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There, you see! God, I find Nicole Kidman so unattractive it's not true. Scrawny, uptight, pinched...Admittedly many men do find her attractive, obviously, but for me she's DEFINITELY one of those women that more women think are attractive than men...
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Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Who that?
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canon docre wrote:What about:




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Yes indeed. Stick a gun to my head and force me to choose between Ms Kidman and yon French-film-star-looking-chapess (yes, I'm in the realm of fantasy here), and I'd give the latter my last Rolo. :wink:
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Thought it was women and women?
Gun? Love babes :lol: and drinks to start with...... :wink:
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Smashing new avatar MrChris! :notworthy:
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timsinister wrote:Smashing new avatar MrChris! :notworthy:
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timsinister wrote:Who that?
La magnifique Emmanuelle Béart.
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Angelina Jolie.
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timsinister wrote:Smashing new avatar MrChris! :notworthy:
Gotta love art terrorism.
someone mention art terrorism? :twisted:
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canon docre wrote:What about:


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But no F*U handbag :twisted:
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Re: K.Moss - it is not a big deal. Everyone should have a right to have some fun :twisted:
Re: girls - Naomi Watts! 8) Especially in Mulholland Drive
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timsinister wrote:Smashing new avatar MrChris! :notworthy:
Gotta love art terrorism.
someone mention art terrorism? :twisted:
Wanna cause some aesthetic devastation? :twisted:
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Demi Moore :kiss:
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Zuma wrote:
canon docre wrote:What about:


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But no F*U handbag :twisted:
No. French Film Stars are much too swell to wear such silly accessories. ;D
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Wasn't somebody arguing for Audrey Tatou as well? My ex's favourite film is 'Amelie', and Tatou just annoys me.

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I have to say I'm thoroughly enjoying the headlines - my name being Kate, I've learned this week that my career is in tatters, I've lost a 4milion pound contract , I'm on crack and today according to The Mirror Pete Doherty has dumped me for a 16 year old.

Oh well! 8)
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timsinister wrote:Wasn't somebody arguing for Audrey Tatou as well? My ex's favourite film is 'Amelie', and Tatou just annoys me.

Swell they may be, but irritating they can be.
I guess your ex wanted to stand on romantic bridges in autumn, both of you wrapped in the same scarf?
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Black Dahlia wrote: my name being Kate
Not katie? :innocent: :lol: :roll:


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* Just realised that I've signed my own death warrant with BD by using that monicker and so my life is on borrowed time until she reads this post. Black Dahlia is not for the squeamish. *
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It's kind of wierd that us laydeez can get away with saying which other women we think are attractive without accusations of lipstick lesbiansim, wheras the gents can't... :urff:

Ho-hum. This is one straight woman's take on who should take Britney and Pammy's place... but since my idea of which men are attractive is pretty off-beam as well, I'm sure no-one else will agree... :lol: :roll:

The ever-lovely Siouxsie, of course...

PJ Harvey... so much in her music and image is blatantly sexual, yet she steadfastly refuses to fit into any female stereotype - vixen, tomboy, lovelorn lady waiting for her prince in her ivory tower - by playing utterly disrespectfully with every one of them...

Patti Smith - not in the least traditionally attractive, which just goes to show what a load of cobblers that is. And she has aged like a f**king fine wine - I want to look like her when I'm 60 or whatever she is, a shock of grey hair and a face that can genuinely be called distinguished. One of the few women who hasn't either held on like grim death to her 25-year-old image, or slipped into middle-aged matronly obscurity.
Pretty, never. Magnificent, always.

Marlene Dietrich... not now, obviously! :eek: :lol: But that lady had class.

Lisa Gerrard - looks like she's stepped out of some Renaissance painting.

Jarboe - another gaww-jus and fantastically scary lady who steadfastly sticks to doing her own thang...

Erin O'Connor - the "freak" of supermodels, and as a steadfast defender of my fellow bony birds, had to stick her in.

None of them are a patch on me, of course :innocent: ;D . If I was a man, I totally would. :lol:
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boudicca wrote:It's kind of wierd that us laydeez can get away with saying which other women we think are attractive without accusations of lipstick lesbiansim, wheras the gents can't... :urff:
Not at all. Just there are very few gentlemen I find attractive, famous or otherwise.
And those that I do will not have their pictures posted without consent.

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Dark wrote:
boudicca wrote:It's kind of wierd that us laydeez can get away with saying which other women we think are attractive without accusations of lipstick lesbiansim, wheras the gents can't... :urff:
Not at all. Just there are very few gentlemen I find attractive, famous or otherwise.
And those that I do will not have their pictures posted without consent.

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boudicca wrote:
Dark wrote:Not at all. Just there are very few gentlemen I find attractive, famous or otherwise.
And those that I do will not have their pictures posted without consent.

I'm Too Nice.
You won't fight me for Bowie, then?
I'll fight Bowie for Korin, that way you don't have to get your hands dirty ;D
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boudicca wrote:It's kind of wierd that us laydeez can get away with saying which other women we think are attractive without accusations of lipstick lesbiansim, wheras the gents can't... :urff:

Ho-hum. This is one straight woman's take on who should take Britney and Pammy's place... but since my idea of which men are attractive is pretty off-beam as well, I'm sure no-one else will agree... :lol: :roll:

The ever-lovely Siouxsie, of course...

PJ Harvey... so much in her music and image is blatantly sexual, yet she steadfastly refuses to fit into any female stereotype - vixen, tomboy, lovelorn lady waiting for her prince in her ivory tower - by playing utterly disrespectfully with every one of them...

Patti Smith - not in the least traditionally attractive, which just goes to show what a load of cobblers that is. And she has aged like a f**king fine wine - I want to look like her when I'm 60 or whatever she is, a shock of grey hair and a face that can genuinely be called distinguished. One of the few women who hasn't either held on like grim death to her 25-year-old image, or slipped into middle-aged matronly obscurity.
Pretty, never. Magnificent, always.

Marlene Dietrich... not now, obviously! :eek: :lol: But that lady had class.

Lisa Gerrard - looks like she's stepped out of some Renaissance painting.

Jarboe - another gaww-jus and fantastically scary lady who steadfastly sticks to doing her own thang...

Erin O'Connor - the "freak" of supermodels, and as a steadfast defender of my fellow bony birds, had to stick her in.

None of them are a patch on me, of course :innocent: ;D . If I was a man, I totally would. :lol:
Liz Mcclarnon or AnneMarie not in there? :cry:
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