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Mr.Mercy
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I guess that there are a few germans around here.
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Essen fur mich, oder?
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wilcome Mr.mercy 8)
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Bah. Werden wir immer Deutsch sprechen? Dass werdet spass machen...

Ich denke nicht :von:

I will now stop before I make a fool of myself, though I fear that it may be too late ;D
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Ah, fun, I'll be able to go into Jean-Marie Pfaff mode again ;D

Ist das ein beitchen loik hier dann fur jüllie deutschers?

Und was esst du, bratwurst mit sauerkraut, oder? :P
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Nein, ich aß Kinder. :lol:
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Dark wrote:Nein, ich aß Kinder. :lol:
Schokolade :?:

:innocent:
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Dark wrote:Nein, ich aß Kinder. :lol:
I'm sure there's an innuendo in there :innocent:
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You wouldn't believe the reaction when we were told to pronounce that.

Ich aß = ich arse
Wir aßen = veer arsen (about)

Mind, we also had a smirk or two at "ich ging".
Many Germans tend to avoid speaking in the imperfect. Though, since this is ASCII, screw that. :P
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Lieselotte hat ihre bein gebrochen when she skilauft into a tannenbaum. With Lumpi.

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SAUSAGE, EGG AND CHIPS!!! [/stereotype brit tourist]

...hello!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Arseholes,bastards,f**king c**t....and pricks(Ian Dury)
Heartlick wellcome im Deutchländ!
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:SAUSAGE, EGG AND CHIPS!!! [/stereotype brit tourist]

...hello!
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Hmmm.... bratwurste!
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The hovering variety :twisted:

We've been there, done that though...


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Hello!

Lovely language. A friend's Mum teaches it, might sign up for some lessons. It'd be nice to speak something other than slurred English.

Enjoy the place! Will you be popping in this weekend? :wink:
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Nina-99 red baloons with German accent,hairy pits & my teenage hormones was as far as I got with German at School :oops:
<coat,i know :oops:
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scotty wrote:Nina-99 red baloons with German accent,hairy pits & my teenage hormones was as far as I got with German at School :oops:
<coat,i know :oops:
Sehr nahe dran:
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that's the one . i'm with scotty on this one -she was hot (especially with the armpit hair for some reason :lol: )
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:that's the one . i'm with scotty on this one -she was hot (especially with the armpit hair for some reason :lol: )
you couldn't have forgotten about X-Mal Deutschland?...could you?!
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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Burn wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:that's the one . i'm with scotty on this one -she was hot (especially with the armpit hair for some reason :lol: )
you couldn't have forgotten about X-Mal Deutschland?...could you?!
Or Souxie in "Dear Prudence" :innocent:
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scotty wrote:
Burn wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:that's the one . i'm with scotty on this one -she was hot (especially with the armpit hair for some reason :lol: )
you couldn't have forgotten about X-Mal Deutschland?...could you?!
Or Souxie in "Dear Prudence" :innocent:
and the blonde one in Bay Watch

but i'll say no more about the "Hoff" and Germany...infact i think i've said to much already :lol: :wink: :innocent:
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Dark wrote:Mind, we also had a smirk or two at "ich ging".
Surely comments about temperature and humidity are better received? :innocent:
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Ich bin hier alein.
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andymackem wrote:Ich bin hier alein.
allein.

You could take a bit more effort in reading QBs nice little quotes on the top left of this site. :roll:

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