Stupid things you have done being tired
- Brideoffrankenstein
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The fire alarm went off in my flat on thursday morning at 3.30am and I tried to get dressed to go into the hall downstairs to turn it off and tried to put both legs into the same leg of my trousers.
(There was no fire btw, it was the man in the flat below boiling a kettle )
(There was no fire btw, it was the man in the flat below boiling a kettle )
- boudicca
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Sometimes you see and hear things that aren't there, don't you Indrek...
Sometimes you forget which city you're in, and sway around like a drunkard outside A&E...
But by far the stupidest thing you can do when you're tired is NOT TO SLEEP.
Sometimes you forget which city you're in, and sway around like a drunkard outside A&E...
But by far the stupidest thing you can do when you're tired is NOT TO SLEEP.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- canon docre
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One morning I was annoyed about a song in the radio that sounded like an alarm clock. The song finished, the sound was still on. Then I thought 'Ah, typical those neighbours, leaving the alarm clock on whilst on holiday and now that damn thing rings since half an hour...."
... and then I found the bugger in my bedroom
... and then I found the bugger in my bedroom
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Yeah but you were in good company me dear.boudicca wrote: Sometimes you forget which city you're in, and sway around like a drunkard outside A&E...
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
At 6:30 I'll just be getting to bed But then I have been at work since 6 last night...Francis wrote:Yep. Got to be up at 6:30am. TFBSZ.boudicca wrote:But by far the stupidest thing you can do when you're tired is NOT TO SLEEP.
mmm nice! I'm trying to decide if that's better or worse than stepping in cat sick with your bare feet I've done that a few timesCat wrote:Got up this morning and stepped on a dead mouse that one of the cats had brought in
..... bare feet. Oh why didn't I turn the light on.
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So you have to be tired (or drunk) to do stupid things then?
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Good point!Obviousman wrote:So you have to be tired (or drunk) to do stupid things then?
(And having met the majority of the folk now, I think we can safely say NO! )
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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In half-waking cold-ridden tiredness this morning I philosophised: if Satre had not popularised existentialism, we would not be gnawed by existential doubt.
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Barf!Cat wrote:Got up this morning and stepped on a dead mouse that one of the cats had brought in
..... bare feet. Oh why didn't I turn the light on.
That's grim.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
You know, the very same tho't went through my mind this morning aswelllazarus corporation wrote:In half-waking cold-ridden tiredness this morning I philosophised: if Satre had not popularised existentialism, we would not be gnawed by existential doubt.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
lazarus corporation wrote:In half-waking cold-ridden tiredness this morning I philosophised: if Satre had not popularised existentialism, we would not be gnawed by existential doubt.
Just for you Paul -
The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.
The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.
Todays sarcasm is tomorrow's news
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cheers Dave- that's the first thing that's made me laugh for days.i take back all the p*ss-taking re.scotty's cold -i've been ill as f**k...ya bastards!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Going for a p!ss in the George at the end of Black Oktober. I should have just stayed on the dance floor with Cat, wet myself and kept asking her what 'Cat' meant?
But hey! Some people went away with badges or posters. I've come away with scars. That makes me a hard b&stard. Kids Loreal peach and melon shampoo permitting of course.
Allegedly.
But hey! Some people went away with badges or posters. I've come away with scars. That makes me a hard b&stard. Kids Loreal peach and melon shampoo permitting of course.
Allegedly.
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Cat wrote:Got up this morning and stepped on a dead mouse that one of the cats had brought in
..... bare feet. Oh why didn't I turn the light on.
done that. only it wasn't a whole mouse...
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
It wasn't a whole mouse after I had stood on itemilystrange wrote:Cat wrote:Got up this morning and stepped on a dead mouse that one of the cats had brought in
..... bare feet. Oh why didn't I turn the light on.
done that. only it wasn't a whole mouse...
Looking for Mookies
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mmm nice....
I just can't keep living on dreams no more