Happy Birthday Ian -Rythm Smurph!

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Happy Smurphday! 8)
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Happy birthday 8)
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Happy Birthday :D
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many happy returns :)
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Keep 'em coming! Best wishes to a man who was only a shape in the smoke! :wink:
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What is it with so many November birthdays? Parents needed to keep warm the previous January? :lol:

Happy Birthday ;D
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Have a groovy day. :notworthy:
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markfiend wrote:Parents needed to keep warm the previous January? :lol:
Eleven months? :eek:
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Obviousman wrote:
markfiend wrote:Parents needed to keep warm the previous January? :lol:
Eleven months? :eek:
D'oh. My brain's not working properly yet. Blame Monday Mornings. :lol:
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Happy Birthday and hope it is a good one!

You share your birthday with someone very close to me so cheers!

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Happy birthday! 8)
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happy birthday!
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Happy (late) BD! :oops: 8)
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OOOps.... never even realised :(

HBD m8!!!

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Thanx all.

Spent it in Paris (on work) - not a burning car in sight!
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Happy B-day, mr Smurph mr! :)


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Happy Birthday from me too! :lol:
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An' me :D

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I'm late again :oops:
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