A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
Women know the truth about whether size matters...
A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or (insert favorite sport here).
Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.
Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zip.
Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.