Online Test - *cough* Goth Test

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Andy TG
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Hi Kiddies - Yes its another bloody online test - this time its a - *cought* Goth Test - just point your Browsers here :-

http://www.fuali.com/default.aspx?rid=104

My "score" was :eek:

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You are 75% Goth

24-7 You are a freak. Every day is halloween. The creatures of the night fear you.
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Your are 27% Goth

Goth ny night, normal by day. Deep in your heart you know you're evil, but not on the company's time. You do need to eat.
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After saying I was never a goth the other day too :wink:
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Your are 55% Goth

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Oh My Goth! You Goth, Girl. There is a good chance you're bi. Freakiness pumps through your viens, but you can still laugh at yourself.
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NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! :evil:
Many words and expressions I do not understand or do not adapt my reality like cloves and corsets and cod-pieces.
What's a clove?
What's a cod-piece?

Anyway, I'm way more that 55% :evil:
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38%...
Human stupidity knows no limits.
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26%...
What Have I Done To Deserve That????
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Amused to death...
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I am 47% goth................. apparently
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27%...Christ what a goth society :eek:
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Dead Inside did write

>NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!
Many words and expressions I do not understand or do not adapt my reality like cloves and corsets and cod-pieces.
What's a clove?
What's a cod-piece? <

A clove - AFAIK - it a herb type flower that can be made into Cigarettes - G****S are supposed to smoke them - Its also used to relieve tooth ache!

A Cod Piece is a contrivance worn by men to protect/enhance their - um Nether Regions - Check out the BBC's Black Adder II - to see what I mean! - Cricket Players also use them and they are called a "Box"

Hope this helps :-)
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19 % :eek:

Blimey, must be one of my arms or something, can't see it myself :?
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48%...
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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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Have you ever made a fan-site for your favorite goth band?
:eek: :urff: ;D :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:


hmmm.


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Goth by night, normal by day. Deep in your heart you know you're evil, but not on the company's time. You do need to eat.
pile of s**t! :roll:
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So, Quiffy, you claiming to be (or have ever been) a g*th or summat?????
We all know that's not allowed... :roll: :innocent:

This IS a Sisters of Mercy forum AFTER ALL!!!!!

Tsk!!

:? :eek: :roll: :wink: :innocent: :von:
Amused to death...
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AndyTheGoth wrote:Dead Inside did write

>NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!
Many words and expressions I do not understand or do not adapt my reality like cloves and corsets and cod-pieces.
What's a clove?
What's a cod-piece? <

A clove - AFAIK - it a herb type flower that can be made into Cigarettes - G****S are supposed to smoke them - Its also used to relieve tooth ache!

A Cod Piece is a contrivance worn by men to protect/enhance their - um Nether Regions - Check out the BBC's Black Adder II - to see what I mean! - Cricket Players also use them and they are called a "Box"

Hope this helps :-)
Thank you. That helps. Around here the only herbs we smoke besides normal tobacco are illegal. No clove at all. ALthough I've heard the expression in "Black #1": "her clove cigarrettes", etc.
But we do have corsets!

Seems we are the only ones so far to score more than 50%... :eek:
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dead inside wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:Dead Inside did write

>NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!
Many words and expressions I do not understand or do not adapt my reality like cloves and corsets and cod-pieces.
What's a clove?
What's a cod-piece? <

A clove - AFAIK - it a herb type flower that can be made into Cigarettes - G****S are supposed to smoke them - Its also used to relieve tooth ache!

A Cod Piece is a contrivance worn by men to protect/enhance their - um Nether Regions - Check out the BBC's Black Adder II - to see what I mean! - Cricket Players also use them and they are called a "Box"

Hope this helps :-)
Thank you. That helps. Around here the only herbs we smoke besides normal tobacco are illegal. No clove at all. ALthough I've heard the expression in "Black #1": "her clove cigarrettes", etc.
But we do have corsets!

Seems we are the only ones so far to score more than 50%... :eek:
I guess it must be a "Goth" thing! :?

Besides what sort of Goth/Industrial DJ would I be if I could not score well on "Goff" test :eek:
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AndyTheGoth wrote:
dead inside wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:Dead Inside did write

>NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!
Many words and expressions I do not understand or do not adapt my reality like cloves and corsets and cod-pieces.
What's a clove?
What's a cod-piece? <

A clove - AFAIK - it a herb type flower that can be made into Cigarettes - G****S are supposed to smoke them - Its also used to relieve tooth ache!

A Cod Piece is a contrivance worn by men to protect/enhance their - um Nether Regions - Check out the BBC's Black Adder II - to see what I mean! - Cricket Players also use them and they are called a "Box"

Hope this helps :-)
Thank you. That helps. Around here the only herbs we smoke besides normal tobacco are illegal. No clove at all. ALthough I've heard the expression in "Black #1": "her clove cigarrettes", etc.
But we do have corsets!

Seems we are the only ones so far to score more than 50%... :eek:
I guess it must be a "Goth" thing! :?

Besides what sort of Goth/Industrial DJ would I be if I could not score well on "Goff" test :eek:
And besides, yes, I'm thinking about those black satin sheets for aaaages.
Somehow my money always finds other priorities.

One more question: what's a REN-FEST? That one really puzzled me. I said yes because I disguise on Carnival. :?:
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0%!

I'm some kind of Charlatan :-)

Honestly I love The Sisters/Violets/Skelly's/Rose of Avalanche.
Give me one good reason
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Ren Fest ? - No idea - perhaps its some sort of "Whitby" goff festival thingy - does anyone know?
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I do! I do! *Jumps up and down foolishly*

It's short for Renaissance Festival - or "Faire," hehehe. Hundreds of people gather, most in Renaissance-period costume, in a fairground-type area that's been completely decked out (often with great accuracy) like an English village from that era. There's "traditional" fare, lots of beer and mead(e), silly entertainment, and LOTS of loverly trinkets, jewelry, super-expensive handmade clothing, artwork, weaponry, and other lust objects to buy. It's all very cheesy, but it's great fun. Sometimes, you even get to meet the smelly, redheaded (sorry, Paddy!) Virgin (ha!) Queen herself!!! :D ;) W00tw00t!!!
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OK - I consider myself "Told!" by the lovely Sinny

Talking of "medieval" fairs - about 10 miles from my current location there is "Cosmeston" celtic village - a reconstructed village / museum - where fairs and jousts and battles take place on a Very regular basis - much meade is partaken and many damsels are "debauched" - if you know what I mean.

I have never bothered attending myself - after Sinnys description I think I will soon :-)
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OK, it's your version of Carnival. Sort of.
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@ Dead Inside - But what about the "Tomatoes"! :lol: - only kidding :D
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0% g*th.
But i already knew that
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dead inside wrote: Thank you. That helps. Around here the only herbs we smoke besides normal tobacco are illegal. No clove at all. ALthough I've heard the expression in "Black #1": "her clove cigarrettes", etc.
But we do have corsets!
Yes, americans especially like it a lot, or so it seemed to me. I personally think it's the g*th version of children smoking to act more adult. Like a <i'm-smoking-clove-cigarettes-so-i'm-so-g*th-and-you-know-it> thing. Of course, some people might actually like it.
Corsets are our own <espartilhos>, and very lovable they are too hum hum :D
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dead inside wrote:OK, it's your version of Carnival. Sort of.
Not exactly like carnaval DI. Carnaval has a fixed date, ren fests can happen whenever someone decides to have one, usually in the summer, due to the weather and more people on holidays. And unlike Carnaval, which is basically everyone doing whatever they want, drink, sex, have stupidly fun times, ren fests are re-enactements (i don't know how to spell this word :oops: ) of times that are no more. It's more like an interactive time play. Like Sin said, cheesy but all in great fun. I've never been to one, but would like to.
But in Europe, at least in portugal, but i imagine other coutries have it too, we have medieval faires, in cities which have castles and the likes. They are exactly like ren fests, but the action takes place a few hundred years before the renaissance, they take place in (obviously) medieval times. But unlike americans we have real castles he he. :wink: ;D
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Goth ny night, normal by day. Deep in your heart you know you're evil, but not on the company's time. You do need to eat.

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