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What's the difference between a sock and a camera?
































A sock takes 5 toes and a camera takes 4 toes.

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And for the not so Yorkshire among us, care to elaborate? o.O
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Motz wrote:And for the not so Yorkshire among us, care to elaborate? o.O
Even I got it the second time ;)

4 toes? Ehm? Ehm? Wink? Nudge? No? :|

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Motz wrote:And for the not so Yorkshire among us, care to elaborate? o.O
Even I got it the second time ;)

4 toes? Ehm? Ehm? Wink? Nudge? No? :|

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Having spent last night in a household of Yorkshire exiles and their still resident Yorkshire family, I feel like an idiot after that explanation ;D
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Motz wrote:Having spent last night in a household of Yorkshire exiles and their still resident Yorkshire family, I feel like an idiot after that explanation ;D
4 toes = fourtoes = fortoes = photos.

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Yes dear, I had realised :kiss:

That's why I felt like an idiot ;D
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Maybe another one for you to chew on then ;)

A bloke from Barnsley goes to a statue maker and asks for a solid gold statue of his pet dog. "Eighteen carat?" asks the statue maker, "nar lad, chewing a bone."



Answers on a postcard ;) :innocent:


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Bad, Izzy, very bad. :lol:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Maybe another one for you to chew on then ;)

A bloke from Barnsley goes to a statue maker and asks for a solid gold statue of his pet dog. "Eighteen carat?" asks the statue maker, "nar lad, chewing a bone."



Answers on a postcard ;) :innocent:


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that reminds me of the old lady who's two pet monkeys passed away within days of each other. robbed of her only two companions she decides to have them stuffed. when the taxidermist asks her if she'd like them mounted she replies "oh no, dear - but holding hands would be nice".
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Maybe another one for you to chew on then ;)

A bloke from Barnsley goes to a statue maker and asks for a solid gold statue of his pet dog. "Eighteen carat?" asks the statue maker, "nar lad, chewing a bone."
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