11/1/2006 another one for cat lovers

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A dog thinks about his owners:
They feed me, they take good care of me, they love me... They must be gods!

While a cat thinks:
They feed me, they take good care of me, they love me... I must be god!
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"When you want the best seat in the house, you have to remove the cat" - Fridge Magnet quote ;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:"When you want the best seat in the house, you have to remove the cat" - Fridge Magnet quote ;D

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If that's the case, the best seat in most cats' houses is on me :|
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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on a slightly similiar note Churchill said: " I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. "

Too true.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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markfiend wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:"When you want the best seat in the house, you have to remove the cat" - Fridge Magnet quote ;D

IZ.
If that's the case, the best seat in most cats' houses is on me :|
Maybe that meerkat-smell on you is an kind of afrodisiac to them ;D

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markfiend wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:"When you want the best seat in the house, you have to remove the cat" - Fridge Magnet quote ;D

IZ.
If that's the case, the best seat in most cats' houses is on me :|

But, Mark: If you should ever suffer from a serious depression, you can allways remember "I am NOT good for nothing! I am a great seat!"
I had two cats until some years ago-and obviously got appointed as "The two best seats in the house" 8)
Or does that count as a democratically confimred election as THE seat? :?
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:"When you want the best seat in the house, you have to remove the cat" - Fridge Magnet quote ;D

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Well:
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Cute! :D
Are they your cats?
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best seat in the house even on Christmas day :lol:

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Unfortunately they are not mine, they belong to close friends of mine. But I am one of the cat`s favorite chewing-toys..
I had to let go mine 9 years ago when I was homeless for a few months, and still miss them. Once you got used to live with animals, you can`t be happy without them.
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