What Fantasy Race Are You? - a quiz

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Here: (let's see if I make it right this time!!!)
What Fantasy Race are you?


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You're a Vampire!! Seductive, beautiful, mysterious, and quite evil. You're very dark and dangerous.. You kill to feed, and pray upon the most unsespecting anf beautiful people you can find...
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What I really miss is an interesting neck to bite, though...
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Erm, I managed to get Human :eek:
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LOL!

me = "A Vampire" :urff: :eek:

wtf? :von:
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You're a Drow!! Evil. You're one of the most evil races there is... And extremely lovely. You live deep underground.. the light hurts your eyes.. You have extremely dark skin, and beautiful white hair... And the women run the society.. You're goddess is Lloth... A giant spider woman....
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nearmethexperience wrote:You're a Drow!! Evil. You're one of the most evil races there is... And extremely lovely. You live deep underground.. the light hurts your eyes.. You have extremely dark skin, and beautiful white hair... And the women run the society.. You're goddess is Lloth... A giant spider woman....
sounds about right... ;)
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You're a Dragon!!
Intelligent, graceful...and..rather big... But not always! You can change your form into human.. or elf.. though your hair will generally match the colour of what your scales are as a dragon...That's fun.. You're one of the oldest and wisest races alive....

kind of true, I was born in the year of the dragon.

f**k that vampire s**t :twisted:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
nearmethexperience wrote:You're a Drow!! Evil. You're one of the most evil races there is... And extremely lovely. You live deep underground.. the light hurts your eyes.. You have extremely dark skin, and beautiful white hair... And the women run the society.. You're goddess is Lloth... A giant spider woman....
sounds about right... ;)
but quiffy dearest, you know me so well :P
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A High Elf..!

"A race of beauty" allegedly.

*Whatever*

:roll: :innocent: ;D
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You're a Drow!! Evil. You're one of the most evil races there is... And extremely lovely. You live deep underground.. the light hurts your eyes.. You have extremely dark skin, and beautiful white hair... And the women run the society.. You're goddess is Lloth... A giant spider woman....


no suprise there then ;)
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Vampire?

That can't be right!
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And I'm a Romantic Goth too!

This gets worse!
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I'm a High Elf! Jippiieeeeeee!!!! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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paint it black wrote:You're a Drow!! Evil. You're one of the most evil races there is... And extremely lovely. You live deep underground.. the light hurts your eyes.. You have extremely dark skin, and beautiful white hair... And the women run the society.. You're goddess is Lloth... A giant spider woman....


no suprise there then ;)
Indeed no surprise. :roll:
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hallucienate wrote:[img]
You're a Dragon!!
Intelligent, graceful...and..rather big... But not always! You can change your form into human.. or elf.. though your hair will generally match the colour of what your scales are as a dragon...That's fun.. You're one of the oldest and wisest races alive....

kind of true, I was born in the year of the dragon.

**** that vampire **** :twisted:

Someone in Heartland must be dying of envy... and it isn't me. :wink: :lol:
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hallucienate wrote:
**** that vampire **** :twisted:
Oh, yes! Looks like Patricia Morrison, doesn't she? 8)
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dead inside wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
**** that vampire **** :twisted:
Oh, yes! Looks like Patricia Morrison, doesn't she? 8)
what?¿? before all the pies?¿?¿?¿?¿? ;) lol
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...and having her head replaced with a bag full of spanners :twisted:
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dead inside wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
**** that vampire **** :twisted:
Oh, yes! Looks like Patricia Morrison, doesn't she? 8)
That's being very kind.

pies and spanners.
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Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww Me and My not better half are both romantic goths!!!!!!!!!!
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@ Dead Inside - Guess What! :wink:

"You're a Vampire!! Seductive, beautiful, mysterious, and quite evil. You're very dark and dangerous.. You kill to feed, and pray upon the most unsespecting anf beautiful people you can find..."

That has really made my day! ;D
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AndyTheGoth wrote:@ Dead Inside - Guess What! :wink:

"You're a Vampire!! Seductive, beautiful, mysterious, and quite evil. You're very dark and dangerous.. You kill to feed, and pray upon the most unsespecting anf beautiful people you can find..."

That has really made my day! ;D
Mine too! :P
A lot of people I talk to (very) frequently are also vampires. ;D
We should open a club, or better, Le theatre des vampires en Paris... But it would suck, right?! :wink:
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And to find out what kind of vampire are you...

I'm a Walking Sex Vampire, whatever that means...
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DAMN! I'm a vampire..must be that 'Bright Clothing' button I clicked!!!! Jeeez

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<sulks> I AM NOT A VAMPIRE HO!!!!!!!
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