Feb 7 2005 - Poor Bunny

[EvilBastard]

So there's these two rabbits go into a pub. It's lunchtime, and they both feel a bit peckish, so they go to the bar and order 2 pints and ask about bar food.
"Well," says the barmaid, "The chef is off today but I can do you some toasted sandwiches if you like. We've got cheese, ham, ham n'cheese, and cheese n'onion."
Both rabbit order cheese, on account of them being vegetarian, and take the sandwiches and the pints and sit down.
A little while later, one rabbit goes back to the bar to get another round in and some more food.
"Sorry," says the barmaid, "I've only got one cheese sandwich left, but I can do you a cheese n'onion if that's alright." The rabbit agrees, takes the pints and the sarnies over to the table, putting the cheese n'onion in front of his friend. They tuck in.
A few minutes later, his friend grabs his throat, starts foaming at the mouth and his eyes pop out of his head.
"My god!" says the first rabbit. "Whatever is the matter?"
His friend replies, "Mixing my toasties!"


[heads for the coatcheck]