What Fantasy Race Are You? - a quiz

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Sexygoth wrote:<sulks> I AM NOT A VAMPIRE HO!!!!!!!
What are you? I may be interested in exchanging...

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I'm apparently a Vampire and a Pagan Goth.
Don't know how that happened. I thought I was avoiding any vampiric type answers, and I'm not a pagan.

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Ben Gunn wrote:Shouldn't you have Andy the Goth's Avatar SG?
Oi - Out Of Order! ;D

BTW the pic :eek: is available from the Dead Inside :notworthy: Alternative 2003 Yahoo Group !

I was thinking of changing my avatar - and now I guess I will ! :wink:
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Tseems that I'm a sexy-like vempire, btw...


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I am a Sexy-Like Vampire

Which equates to the following :

"Women want you and Men want to be you or
Vice Versa. Chances are you swing both
ways* :eek: . Hell, you swing EVERY way. We
love you and want to sex you several
times in the night! :von: "

* Only my axe!
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Turns out I am also a "Nerd Slut"

Which equates to:

"You attract your partners with your wallflower charms, intelligence and thirst for knowledge. Chances are you look cute in glasses. You know when to cut loose and this can be exciting and fun for those who manage to meet your high standards"

(BTW I do have a cage of glass stuck to my face!)
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Heh - apparently, I'm a Vampire too - who knew? ;) :twisted: :innocent: :von:
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SINsister wrote:Heh - apparently, I'm a Vampire too - who knew? ;) :twisted: :innocent: :von:
Sinny :notworthy: - I could have told you that - even without a bloody* quiz! ;D

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SINsister wrote:Heh - apparently, I'm a Vampire too - who knew? ;) :twisted: :innocent: :von:
Sinny :notworthy: - I could have told you that - even without a bloody* quiz! ;D

*gedit Bloody ;D :wink:
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AndyTheGoth wrote:I am a Sexy-Like Vampire

Which equates to the following :

"Women want you and Men want to be you or
Vice Versa. Chances are you swing both
ways* :eek: . Hell, you swing EVERY way. We
love you and want to sex you several
times in the night! :von: "

* Only my axe!
Do you mean in that quiz what kind of vampire are you...?

Is that the same of Sex Walking Vampire like me? :wink:
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dead inside wrote:
Do you mean in that quiz what kind of vampire are you...?

Is that the same of Sex Walking Vampire like me? :wink:
Hmmm, guess not. Mine is:

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"How do you do it? By being an arrogant, seductive asshole". Another thing I have in common with Eldritch - no matter how it displeases those (boys and girls) who always wanted to be Eldritch. Sorry. :lol:
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:eek:

Apparently, I'm a Walking Sex Vampire as well... Hmm. Nope, I'll not comment on this. :oops: :twisted: :innocent: :von:
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AndyTheGoth wrote:
Ben Gunn wrote:Shouldn't you have Andy the Goth's Avatar SG?
Oi - Out Of Order! ;D

BTW the pic :eek: is available from the Dead Inside :notworthy: Alternative 2003 Yahoo Group !

I was thinking of changing my avatar - and now I guess I will ! :wink:
Any Suggestions? - The ruder the better
Wait a minute! What do you say it's in Alternative?
The vampire? The Goth Barbie?
I tought it was this strange pic of Eldritch you've got now. :?

BTW, there are some good pics in the photo folders. Just take a look.
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You're a high elf! You love the finery of life, hate humans and the other races. You love nature and care deeply for all life. Everything neds to be orderly and pretty. You're really, sort of a snob. At least.. you're race is. The can perform magc, though they stick to White Magic and being Clerics. You're race is one of beauty.


well, at least the snob part is right.
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You're a Vampire!! Seductive, beautiful, mysterious, and quite evil. You're very dark and dangerous.. You kill to feed, and pray upon the most unsespecting anf beautiful people you can find...

Apparently i'm also this, if i change the beverage i'm taking at the moment. I think something must be wrong, i was trying for the human, i hate vampires, they can't go to the beach.
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zigeunerweisen wrote:Image
You're a Vampire!! Seductive, beautiful, mysterious, and quite evil. You're very dark and dangerous.. You kill to feed, and pray upon the most unsespecting anf beautiful people you can find...

Apparently i'm also this, if i change the beverage i'm taking at the moment. I think something must be wrong, i was trying for the human, i hate vampires, they can't go to the beach.
Who told you that?! i can go to the beach, given the right precautions! (umbrella, sunscreen, sunglasses, etc).

BTW,I didn't quite get it. are you an "high elf" or a "vampire"? IT IS very important!
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dead inside wrote:Here: (let's see if I make it right this time!!!)
What Fantasy Race are you?


Image

You're a Vampire!! Seductive, beautiful, mysterious, and quite evil. You're very dark and dangerous.. You kill to feed, and pray upon the most unsespecting anf beautiful people you can find...
But which Clan are you?

Brujah
Gnagrel
Malkavian
Nosferatu
Toreader
Tremere
Ventrue
Caitiff
Other Clans...

:kiss:
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Was fashion the reason why they were there?
They disguise it, hypnotize it
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dead inside wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:
Ben Gunn wrote:Shouldn't you have Andy the Goth's Avatar SG?
Oi - Out Of Order! ;D

BTW the pic :eek: is available from the Dead Inside :notworthy: Alternative 2003 Yahoo Group !

I was thinking of changing my avatar - and now I guess I will ! :wink:
Any Suggestions? - The ruder the better
Wait a minute! What do you say it's in Alternative?
The vampire? The Goth Barbie?
I tought it was this strange pic of Eldritch you've got now. :?

BTW, there are some good pics in the photo folders. Just take a look.
@ Dead Inside - I meant my avatar (Goth Barbie) prior to the Von one can be found in the pics section in Alternative 2003 - but I did not get it from your group!
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cyn wrote:
dead inside wrote:Here: (let's see if I make it right this time!!!)
What Fantasy Race are you?


Image

You're a Vampire!! Seductive, beautiful, mysterious, and quite evil. You're very dark and dangerous.. You kill to feed, and pray upon the most unsespecting anf beautiful people you can find...
But which Clan are you?

Brujah
Gnagrel
Malkavian
Nosferatu
Toreader
Tremere
Ventrue
Caitiff
Other Clans...

:kiss:
@ Cyn - EX Malkavian - Live Role Play - gave it up about 5 years ago!
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cyn wrote:
dead inside wrote:Here: (let's see if I make it right this time!!!)
What Fantasy Race are you?


You're a Vampire!! Seductive, beautiful, mysterious, and quite evil. You're very dark and dangerous.. You kill to feed, and pray upon the most unsespecting anf beautiful people you can find...
But which Clan are you?

Brujah
Gnagrel
Malkavian
Nosferatu
Toreader
Tremere
Ventrue
Caitiff
Other Clans...

:kiss:
I don't know. Is there a test? :lol:
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