So I'm queuing at the checkout in M&S this evening, and the pretty young checkout girl has a sweatshirt with "Eat Well" boldly emblazoned across her chest - obviously part of their latest healthy-eating promotion.
The harmless looking old man being served in front of me turns round and says very loudly: "There you go pal, I'll eat one and you can eat the other" - while making a sort of honk-honk motion with his hands.

