What Fantasy Race Are You? - a quiz

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dead inside wrote:
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dead inside wrote:Here: (let's see if I make it right this time!!!)
What Fantasy Race are you?


You're a Vampire!! Seductive, beautiful, mysterious, and quite evil. You're very dark and dangerous.. You kill to feed, and pray upon the most unsespecting anf beautiful people you can find...
But which Clan are you?

Brujah
Gnagrel
Malkavian
Nosferatu
Toreader
Tremere
Ventrue
Caitiff
Other Clans...

:kiss:
I don't know. Is there a test? :lol:
@ Dead Inside - all the above "clans" are names taken from Vampire - The Masqerade (is that the correct spelling?) - Vampire TM - is a type of role playing game - either as a table top card game or as live role play- A sort of very advanced Dungeons and Dragons (*hides*)

Its produced by White Wolf - and is very popular in an underground kind of way! - Good fun too!
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AndyTheGoth wrote:
dead inside wrote:
cyn wrote: But which Clan are you?

Brujah
Gnagrel
Malkavian
Nosferatu
Toreader
Tremere
Ventrue
Caitiff
Other Clans...

:kiss:
I don't know. Is there a test? :lol:
@ Dead Inside - all the above "clans" are names taken from Vampire - The Masqerade (is that the correct spelling?) - Vampire TM - is a type of role playing game - either as a table top card game or as live role play- A sort of very advanced Dungeons and Dragons (*hides*)

Its produced by White Wolf - and is very popular in an underground kind of way! - Good fun too!
is this your coat, andy mate? ;D

:innocent: :twisted:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:
dead inside wrote: I don't know. Is there a test? :lol:
@ Dead Inside - all the above "clans" are names taken from Vampire - The Masqerade (is that the correct spelling?) - Vampire TM - is a type of role playing game - either as a table top card game or as live role play- A sort of very advanced Dungeons and Dragons (*hides*)

Its produced by White Wolf - and is very popular in an underground kind of way! - Good fun too!
is this your coat, andy mate? ;D

:innocent: :twisted:
What did I say - I stated that I USED to play Vampire - and gave it up 5 Years ago! :eek: - I only got involved because my GF at the time was one of the main people in the UK to organise it as Live Role Play -

Or - Have I upset the populace (ie Quiff Boy) by comparing V TM with D & D! :wink:
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"Or - Have I upset the populace (ie Quiff Boy) by comparing V TM with D & D!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

if i knew what either of those where... ;D :urff:
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@ QB - A-Ha - Now it all becomes clear to me! You dont really want to me to give you a long, drawn out diatribe :roll: on "V TM and D & D" do you? :lol:
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AndyTheGoth wrote:
dead inside wrote:
cyn wrote: But which Clan are you?

Brujah
Gnagrel
Malkavian
Nosferatu
Toreader
Tremere
Ventrue
Caitiff
Other Clans...

:kiss:
I don't know. Is there a test? :lol:
@ Dead Inside - all the above "clans" are names taken from Vampire - The Masqerade (is that the correct spelling?) - Vampire TM - is a type of role playing game - either as a table top card game or as live role play- A sort of very advanced Dungeons and Dragons (*hides*)

Its produced by White Wolf - and is very popular in an underground kind of way! - Good fun too!

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@ cyn - sorry :cry: - no can do I am afraid - I got rid of all my Vampire stuff years ago! That said It WAS a hell of a lot of fun! ;D - I only ever did Live Role Play!

For more information your best bet would also be your local "gamesworkshop" type of store - They may even play the table top / live role version! ;D
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AndyTheGoth wrote:
@ Dead Inside - all the above "clans" are names taken from Vampire - The Masqerade (is that the correct spelling?) - Vampire TM - is a type of role playing game - either as a table top card game or as live role play- A sort of very advanced Dungeons and Dragons (*hides*)

Its produced by White Wolf - and is very popular in an underground kind of way! - Good fun too!
Thanks for the info. I never played myself but I had heard about it.
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dead inside wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:
@ Dead Inside - all the above "clans" are names taken from Vampire - The Masqerade (is that the correct spelling?) - Vampire TM - is a type of role playing game - either as a table top card game or as live role play- A sort of very advanced Dungeons and Dragons (*hides*)

Its produced by White Wolf - and is very popular in an underground kind of way! - Good fun too!
Thanks for the info. I never played myself but I had heard about it.
Any self respecting *cough* "Goth" :eek: (or like minded soul) who has an interest in Vampires/The Undead would have been unable to avoid Vampire - The Masquerade - in the UK its that popular!

White Wolf also produced the Magic - The Gathering card game (but I could be wrong?)

Andy ;D
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AndyTheGoth wrote:@ cyn - sorry :cry: - no can do I am afraid - I got rid of all my Vampire stuff years ago! That said It WAS a hell of a lot of fun! ;D - I only ever did Live Role Play!

For more information your best bet would also be your local "gamesworkshop" type of store - They may even play the table top / live role version! ;D
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AndyTheGoth wrote:
Any self respecting *cough* "Goth" :eek: (or like minded soul) who has an interest in Vampires/The Undead would have been unable to avoid Vampire - The Masquerade - in the UK its that popular!

White Wolf also produced the Magic - The Gathering card game (but I could be wrong?)

Andy ;D
Maybe. Only kids played that. Meaning: I was too old. Oh, I remember, i was at university (around 90/94). no time to play, honey! Piles of books to study! 8)
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AndyTheGoth wrote:
Any self respecting *cough* "Goth" :eek: (or like minded soul) who has an interest in Vampires/The Undead would have been unable to avoid Vampire - The Masquerade - in the UK its that popular!

White Wolf also produced the Magic - The Gathering card game (but I could be wrong?)

Andy ;D
*cough*nerd alert nerd alert*cough*
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Andy ;D[/quote]
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i was a goth for many many years and happily managed to avoid the whole vampire thing (ok, i shagged a few goth chicks who dug it, but i was like, yeah, whatever....)

but recently 'Vampire - The Masquerade (tm)' made it's way onto the pc as a kind of quake with fangs if i remember correctly...

http://www.activision.com/games/vampire/

a lot of people thought it was fang-f*cking-tastic (baby goth darklings probably), where as i thought it was cackness of the highest order...
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zigeunerweisen wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:
Any self respecting *cough* "Goth" :eek: (or like minded soul) who has an interest in Vampires/The Undead would have been unable to avoid Vampire - The Masquerade - in the UK its that popular!

White Wolf also produced the Magic - The Gathering card game (but I could be wrong?)

Andy ;D
*cough*nerd alert nerd alert*cough*
:wink:
Ahem - I do not consider myself a NERD - if anything (more steroetypes eh!) I could be a GOTH GEEK - think the X Files 'Lone Gunmen' in a Sisters T Shirt :wink:
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You're a Vampire!! Seductive, beautiful, mysterious, and quite evil. You're very dark and dangerous.. You kill to feed, and prey upon the most unsuspecting and beautiful people you can find... Hmm, no surprise
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Oh now hang on a minute....

You're a Faerie!! Small and delicate.. and can be rather nasty as well... You love to play games on the big folk... Magic is your favourite way of tricking people... And sometimes.. when they aren't looking, you remove that very important letter from their pocket.
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Lynchfanatic wrote:You're a Vampire!! Seductive, beautiful, mysterious, and quite evil. You're very dark and dangerous.. You kill to feed, and prey upon the most unsuspecting and beautiful people you can find... Hmm, no surprise
Ehm. Im just pusseled by my self, lol. Why did I add. "Hmm, no surprise" ??? Ok, a good deal if it is true. but lets face it, "Seductive, beautiful" Ehm, nope dont think so...

Nevermind, just having an argument with my self.. :oops:
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