Ed Rhombus - formerly known as Ben Gunn

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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just to let y'all know that heartland member "Ben Gunn" has asked that i change his username to "Ed Rhombus" :)

just so you dont get confused ;D :urff: :von:
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Im confsed anyway, but i guess thats to be expected....

Paddy :)
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...I'm his girlfriend & *I'm* bloody confused...

...just call him 'That Useless Ponce In Stupid Yellow Boots', he usually seems to respond, albeit occasionally by belting me round the ear... :lol:
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you might want to tell him to change his signiture too... :roll:
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This is 100% irrelevant, but I've started a million posts already. Just wondered how I get me own picture up?
I know I'm stupid but this computer lark is new to me.

Can someone help?
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It's all very well changing your name especially when you have nasty buggers after you (who have you upset now Ed?), but shouldn't you NOT put your previous name?!!!!! (It's alright mate, I'll scare them away with me gob!!!)
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Cheers Quiffster!

Carrie! Please!

SG you write like a drunken panda!
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A drunken Panda?????? WTF are you on about Ed? :?
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How would one go about applying for the job of Ben Gunn? Does it require several hours on the beach, working on that killer tan?
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The artist formerly known as Ben Gunn?!?!?! Its a rock star thing isnt it? its that or a mid life crisis. And yes, S.G. does write like a drunken panda . I see it now!
Well thats my words of wisdom for the day, Why I bother is beyond me. Quiffy I still want a shiny black avator, C'mon you must have something black n shiny you can stick up!
You can keep your Krishna burger's, and your Glastonbury hippie's, you can stick your frothy lager and your blow wave hair styles.
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Shut it X you slag!!!!!!!
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X wrote:The artist formerly known as Ben Gunn?!?!?! Its a rock star thing isnt it? its that or a mid life crisis. And yes, S.G. does write like a drunken panda . I see it now!
Well thats my words of wisdom for the day, Why I bother is beyond me. Quiffy I still want a shiny black avator, C'mon you must have something black n shiny you can stick up!
you want ME to provide you with an avatar?!?! :eek: :urff: :roll:

hmm. black and shiny eh? i'll see what i can find, but dont complain if you dont like it! :kiss: :innocent: ;D
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http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:l ... g_lady[url]

Hope that works!!!!!!! :idea: [/url]
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Sexygoth wrote:http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:l ... g_lady[url]

Hope that works!!!!!!! :idea: [/url]
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

perfect!
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It did!!! There you go X !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sexygoth wrote:It did!!! There you go X !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ta da!! :twisted:
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<looks all smug> Why thankyou! xxxxxxxx
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Sexygoth wrote:<looks all smug> Why thankyou! xxxxxxxx
just hope X likes it ;)

:innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

;D

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I'm sure he'll love it!!! I know him, it's his ting!!!! :lol:
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Sexygoth wrote:I'm sure he'll love it!!! I know him, it's his ting!!!! :lol:
i sincerely doubt it ;) :roll: ;D :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Sexygoth wrote:I'm sure he'll love it!!! I know him, it's his ting!!!! :lol:
i sincerely doubt it ;) :roll: ;D :lol:

Hmm.. SG it doesn't seem... well ummm.... bad enough for him.

Question though??? Could one carry a concealed weapon in it?
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Carrie wrote:...I'm his girlfriend & *I'm* bloody confused...

...just call him 'That Useless Ponce In Stupid Yellow Boots', he usually seems to respond, albeit occasionally by belting me round the ear... :lol:
Giggles, applaudes...Carries's out! :D
Yeah!!! Aren't they the perfect couple.
Like:

Minnie and Mickey
Lucy and Ricky
Daisy and Donald
Fred and Ethel
Bonnie and Clyde
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Quiff Boy, Carrie needs an Avatar.
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I've only heard of half of those.

Carrie has a Avatar but she hasn't put it up yet.

I would strongly advise against doing it for her, as she tends to get violent, and has been on the gin again!
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Ed Rhombus wrote:I've only heard of half of those.

Carrie has a Avatar but she hasn't put it up yet.

I would strongly advise against doing it for her, as she tends to get violent, and has been on the gin again!
well i'm scared! :o :urff:

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I haven't put the avatar up because it's just not horrible enough. Sorry Tractor Boy, must try harder...<clouts Ed with empty gin bottle>
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