What a Guy!!!!

[nearmethexperience]

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me,
I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and
reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you"
for what you have done, specifically:>

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,
Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning,
Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave
anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral
sex. I had really planned to wait until they were
older to discuss it with them, but now they know more
about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in
the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK,
and all you have to know is what the
meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that
certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may
have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of
impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that
the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could
be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,
Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest,
Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses
who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who
have fled the try to avoid testifying about Democrati
campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions,
and 4
imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55
criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so
far)
in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,
"gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying
all
over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised
as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of
dollars--- I really didn't need it in the first
place,
and I can't think of a more well deserving group of
percipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet
fuel for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you,
the family and your cronies have logged in more time
aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks
for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted
felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin
society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House
silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't! like
the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts
you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing
of the White House for vandalizing and destroying
government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China,
silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic
compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1.
The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less
tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys
the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming
"tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for
your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you
for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free.

Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.
The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As
part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in
1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called
"political prisoners". However, the Israelis would
not release any with blood on their hands. The American
President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his
Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all
prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed
and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane
into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was
reported by many of the American TV networks at the
time that the terrorists were first identified. It
was censored in the US from all later reports. Why
shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must ! be
made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless
America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so
wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,
A US Citizen

PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al
Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would
not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY

Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State
Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement
and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she
never gets reelected, she STILL receives her
Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all
Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary
until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential
salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also
gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
WE DO!

It's common knowledge that in order for her to
establish NY residency, they purchased a million
dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York.
Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service
protection for life. Still makes sense.
Here is where it becomes interesting. Their
mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT,
an extra residence HAD to be built within the
acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000
monthly rent for the use of that extra residence,
which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This
means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the
Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and
security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff --
and, this is all perfectly legal!

When she runs for President, will you vote for her?

[hallucienate]

some how none of this suprises me any more

[Chairman Bux]

PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al
Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would
not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.

Silly silly me, and there was I thinking it was the likes of Vint Cerf, Bob Kahn, Tom Truscott, Jim Ellis, Steve Bellovin, and the true father of the WWW - Tim Berners-Lee.

Personally though, i blame William Gibson...

CB