Joke of the day 06/03/2003

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JettBlackUK
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What did the magic tractor turn in to?

A FIELD :P :P
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did you see this yourself or is it word-of-mouth?
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JettBlackUK
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I do not know wot u mean LOL

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CD's ?

In IRAQ

Soz :?
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i keep mine in shoeboxes
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I have seen your sort on the radio! ;-)
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you SAW them on the radio?
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Where did the general hide his armies?




Up his sleevies!



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What's brown and sticky?





A Stick!
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CellThree wrote:What's brown and sticky?





A Stick!
thats debaser's favourite ever joke! mind she doesnt get angry when she finds you have stolen it!! :o :D :D :D
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Me? :innocent:

That's been a favourite of mine since I was this knee high to a grasshopper. Also it is one of the few jokes that I can remember. :eek:
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