Online Test - *cough* Goth Test

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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6FeetOver
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Aha!

"Carnaval has a fixed date, ren fests can happen whenever someone decides to have one, usually in the summer, due to the weather and more people on holidays. And unlike Carnaval, which is basically everyone doing whatever they want, drink, sex..."

Right - why didn't I think of this before?! Your Carnaval (and the similarly-named festival in Brazil) is like our Mardi Gras in New Orleans, Louisiana every February - lots and lots of good, old-fashioned drunken debauchery, hehehe! ;)
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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6FeetOver
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Clove ciggies taste yummy...shhhh! ;)
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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6FeetOver
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"But unlike americans we have real castles he he."

:( Thanks for reminding me, Ziggy!
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
Paradiso
Road Kill
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am 27% Goth

....and I try so hard to wear colour. Occasionally...
just be sincere, whether you mean it or not..
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dead stars
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zigeunerweisen wrote:
dead inside wrote: Thank you. That helps. Around here the only herbs we smoke besides normal tobacco are illegal. No clove at all. ALthough I've heard the expression in "Black #1": "her clove cigarrettes", etc.
But we do have corsets!
Yes, americans especially like it a lot, or so it seemed to me. I personally think it's the g*th version of children smoking to act more adult. Like a <i'm-smoking-clove-cigarettes-so-i'm-so-g*th-and-you-know-it> thing. Of course, some people might actually like it.
Corsets are our own <espartilhos>, and very lovable they are too hum hum :D

You mean,have you ever seen anyone smoking garlic in our country?! :eek:
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dead stars
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zigeunerweisen wrote:
dead inside wrote:OK, it's your version of Carnival. Sort of.
Not exactly like carnaval DI.
Like I didn't know!!! :roll:
Still, it's the closest they have and let's respect it. Carnival is only for old and respected cultures such as ours... :P
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X
Shooting Fire From The Hip
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OK too much Goth!
90% Punk.
I am ( apparently ) Punk as fu**, The model punk,I care not a Fu** for anything or anyone. I kick ass, but I probably smell really bad.
Well, Pretty close I'de say!
You can keep your Krishna burger's, and your Glastonbury hippie's, you can stick your frothy lager and your blow wave hair styles.
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Thea
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I am 88% Goth


i think i'm ashamed....
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Ed Rhombus
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I think you cheated Doomy

35% Goth
Ed Rhombus

There for you (weather permiting)

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Thea
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Ben Gunn wrote:I think you cheated Doomy

35% Goth
you're just jelous. :P
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Ed Rhombus
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Nope I was happy with my 94% evil genius and 58% Ska ratings!!!!
Ed Rhombus

There for you (weather permiting)

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cyn
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66%

and I feel like a total s**t I didn't even know Rozz died!!!

OMG!!!

*sits on floor remembering Rozz... he once told me he loved my outfit...
and my boots...and my hair....he actually had the van pull over and told me as I was crossing the street....
sniff...cry....blubbers...I, I, I was so proud I had made the dress myself...just for his show.....

and in 95 I gave my old boyfriend all my CD albums for a birthday present...f*ck...

:cry:
Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square
Was fashion the reason why they were there?
They disguise it, hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
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RobF
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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Apparently, though 19% of me is goth: 67%"The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. You may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the f**k was I talking about?" this apparently gives me a Henry Rollins like rating ;D I am very pleased ;D
"...by the time I get to Arizona..."
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RobF
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WOAH! My Raver rating is scarily accurate! 54%"You may not be freaky like those Candy Kids, but you do know how to party. You are well connected in the scene, but may be getting a little tired of it."

URK :eek:
"...by the time I get to Arizona..."
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RobF
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I'm 54% Metal, and 49% Ska too, huzzah.

Where's the White Noise and Neo Folk Test :eek: :?:
"...by the time I get to Arizona..."
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cyn
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RobF wrote:Apparently, though 19% of me is goth: 67%"The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. You may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the **** was I talking about?" this apparently gives me a Henry Rollins like rating ;D I am very pleased ;D
Henry, fine chap...offered him a brew at a show in Tijuana once and he took out an exacto knife and tried to stab it...
Love his spoken word though, personal favorite Exene Cervenka and Henry Rollins poem reading.
Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square
Was fashion the reason why they were there?
They disguise it, hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
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Gary
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55% goth
80% evil genius
20% emo

shocking stuff
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RobF
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cyn wrote:
RobF wrote:Apparently, though 19% of me is goth: 67%"The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. You may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the **** was I talking about?" this apparently gives me a Henry Rollins like rating ;D I am very pleased ;D
Henry, fine chap...offered him a brew at a show in Tijuana once and he took out an exacto knife and tried to stab it...
Love his spoken word though, personal favorite Exene Cervenka and Henry Rollins poem reading.
Went to see him at Rock City last year, top show, I was rather ashamed to be drunk :oops:
"...by the time I get to Arizona..."
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Jim
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27%

I guess that's about right.
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Lynchfanatic
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Your are 58% Goth


Oh My Goth! You Goth, Girl. There is a good chance you're bi. Freakiness pumps through your viens, but you can still laugh at yourself.


Kinda true.. :innocent:
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