another day,another survey...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Zuma
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Apparently I am 80% male....can't seem to see what the other 20% is though :), looks pretty much the same as the rest of me...

"Did you know that men are less likely to call this test retarded than women? Women are more likely to choose being lonely (over bleeding to death) than men. Men prefer white bedrooms. Women prefer blue bedrooms. "

Have a go if you fancy at -

http://test3.thespark.com/gendertest/
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MrEddy
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86%
I'm sure they key off only a fraction of the questions that they ask you.
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Zuma
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bee interesting to see if they get it wrong with some of us folks though ....... :lol:
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Black Dahlia
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Definitely a girl (must be my amazing knowledge of small sea creatures) ...yeah right! :?
Hell is other people
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Zuma
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@ Black Dahlia...I knew that one too though !
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Yay! I'm a man!!
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Black Dahlia
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@ Zuma ..... and I preferred a white bedroom - We're obviously just freaks of nature ..... :lol:
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Zuma
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and I went for Blue...getting scarier :)
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Black Dahlia
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Thats your 20 % showing.... you big girls blouse :lol:
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Zuma
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I'm not ashamed of my 20%!

:P
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Black Dahlia
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Zuma wrote:I'm not ashamed of my 20%!

:P
I know, I know , youre just in touch with your feminine side ....... :D
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sam donut
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:eek: :eek:
"It all adds up...
You are definitely a woman! "
Wha----?
Why didn't someone tell me!?
🎵 Good times come to me now 🎶
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sam donut wrote::eek: :eek:
"It all adds up...
You are definitely a woman! "
Wha----?
Why didn't someone tell me!?
to quote your signature:
"I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas."
Mind if I call you Dot? :innocent: :wink: :wink:
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I am 86% female.

I do not paint because I am rubbish at art, and anything I paint would fail to impress the viewer.

I have suggested to bright sparks that they apply the same logic to their quiz.
When was the last time you cut the catwalk caviar?
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Also 80 % male.
The other 20% is now ironing het tutu for ballet classes...

IZZY.
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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!






How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a dude.

As we said, this test gets smarter with every taker, and it's almost never wrong. You can make it even better by telling us it was right for you.



HHmmmnnn I am in touch with my masculine side...*burp*

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sam donut wrote::eek: :eek:
"It all adds up...
You are definitely a woman! "
Wha----?
Why didn't someone tell me!?
Sam...wanna do swapsies? you great big jessie

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Big Si
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86% to the Big Man!!!!!!!
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!

How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a dude.

As we said, this test gets smarter with every taker, and it's almost never wrong. You can make it even better by telling us it was right for you.


bah.
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80 % Male!

And I really thought I was "In Touch" with my Female Side!

At least thats what my GF and female best friend tell me!

Bloody Internet Tests - Bloody Bollocks! ;-)
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Zuma
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Know what you mean Andy....how is the no smoking going ? ;D
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Ginger
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You're definitely a woman!

That's just not fair. I wanted to be a guy for a change. Maybe I should have picked "moist" instead of "used" :(
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Zuma
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seems the "moist vs used" debate will run and run.... :lol:
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86% female. What the f**k! I dont like thoose tests :evil:
I think someone set my soul alight
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Andy TG
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Zuma wrote:Know what you mean Andy....how is the no smoking going ? ;D
@ Zuma :wink:

I am still smoking - I am still in the "getting my head together" stage (about 3 months!) before I actually attempt to "quit!"

Ironically, my GF has now given up (10 days/Patches) and she feels she will NEVER smoke again. To be honest, I thought I would quit first :eek:

BTW - one of my very fave words is "MOIST" - oh the sexual overtones (and undertones!) :wink:
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