I have an alibi ... although I don't feature in that pic of Dave's Garage (I materialised out of the smoke), those unfortunate enough to witness my rendition of We Like The Moon can testify that I was indeed there .
@ Paul - What's this "woman's drink" thing? I don't remember that either .
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
I have an alibi ... although I don't feature in that pic of Dave's Garage (I materialised out of the smoke), those unfortunate enough to witness my rendition of We Like The Moon can testify that I was indeed there .
In body if not in mind (or in tune )
boudicca wrote:@ Paul - What's this "woman's drink" thing? I don't remember that either .
Scotty was somewhat aggrieved at ordering me a bottle of Smirnoff Ice.
I have an alibi ... although I don't feature in that pic of Dave's Garage (I materialised out of the smoke), those unfortunate enough to witness my rendition of We Like The Moon can testify that I was indeed there .
In body if not in mind (or in tune )
boudicca wrote:@ Paul - What's this "woman's drink" thing? I don't remember that either .
Scotty was somewhat aggrieved at ordering me a bottle of Smirnoff Ice.
IT'S A BLOODY WUMUNS DRINK!!!
I must admit to being partial to a Vodka Mule though
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
boudicca wrote:those unfortunate enough to witness my rendition of We Like The Moon can testify that I was indeed there .
Claire was indeed there.
Nicked gear? And he has the cheek to call Manchester 'criminal city'? (although the wisdom of hiring a scouse security gang is dubious ) (that's a joke, sensitive types )
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
Planet Dave wrote:Nicked gear? And he has the cheek to call Manchester 'criminal city'? (although the wisdom of hiring a scouse security gang is dubious ) (that's a joke, sensitive types )
Weegiville beckons...
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
today wasn't last Wednesday, sorry folks mind you, nothing will ever be that day from Heaven
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Hom_Corleone wrote:I've got an ace photo of Dave on my phone but can't work out how to email it to myself. When I do I'll stick it on.
Can you send multimedia messages from your phone? If so, you can send them to an e-mail address (or at least I can on Orange, and I'm 80% sure the other networks aare the same)
Just put the e-mail address in rather than the phone number to which to send the media message.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Hom_Corleone wrote:I've got an ace photo of Dave on my phone but can't work out how to email it to myself. When I do I'll stick it on.
Can you send multimedia messages from your phone? If so, you can send them to an e-mail address (or at least I can on Orange, and I'm 80% sure the other networks aare the same)
Just put the e-mail address in rather than the phone number to which to send the media message.
Yeah I tried that Mark.
It just hangs and says its sending but never goes anywhere....I'll give it another go.
I dunno, what's up with people? You let them stay at your house, you give them beer, and the cnuts go and take pics of you in a state that they have helped create. Honestly. I've changed my mind about you lot. Cnuts.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
... although I don't feature in that pic of Dave's Garage (I materialised out of the smoke), those unfortunate enough to witness my rendition of We Like The Moon can testify that I was indeed there 
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(although the wisdom of hiring a scouse security gang is dubious 
