New Lyrics for Kiss the Carpet!!!

Got any interesting thoughts on a set of lyrics? Any that don't involve the word "indeed"? Find yourself struggling to decipher all those obtuse references Von makes? Read "1959 And All That" and still no clearer? Nope, us neither. Postcards found lying in a skip around the back of the Chemists can be found here... Don't say you weren't warned.
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9while9
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Well I got green eyes
I'm so tough
I knocked over over over over
All your stuff
I pissed, I pissed the carpet
I climbed the curtain
I scratched your neck
Now you're hurtin'
And I say "meow..."
And for the final bit:

And I said: "Next time you'll clean my box or,
Next time, the carpet
If you don't clean my box I'll
p*ss the carpet!"

Should be called "Ode to Spiggy"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He doesn't know why they choose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why." - William Faulkner

-Me, I'm inspired by my DarkAngel.
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http://tours.tsom.org/humor/ :innocent:
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
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Yes, yes I was not taking credit for the beautifully rewritten
Carpet pisser.. :roll:

Tattle :P
"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He doesn't know why they choose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why." - William Faulkner

-Me, I'm inspired by my DarkAngel.
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