) could help with this one.american football, what's it all about, i mean, football?¿? you play with your hands for a start!!!
ok, anyway, in the early eighties andy was a little more in love with the usa then he pretends to be today, and i can & will prove it beyond reasonable doubt (which is almost like no doubt only half as sexy
;))exibit a)
Wide Receiver (early demo)
[wide receiver?¿? you don't get those in proper football, only american football, yes?¿?]
You say
Where is my believer
Waiting for the sign
[some sign like 'hut hut hut 25 25 000 hut' perhaps?¿?]
Those feet off the ground
[jumping for the, the, ball (even if it isn't round)]
...
... the skies go wild
[fireworks, used at every american & canadian outdoor & indoor sporting event i've ever witnessed (for amusement no less!!!)]
Tattered and torn your feet never bleed
[ill fitting shoes i believe, or perhaps someone that does a lot of running in the aforementioned ill fitting shoes]
You say never mattered ...
... is over and the hour is ...
[american football games take an hour?¿?]
And where's your wide receiver
[ha ha!! there you have it, the QB looking for the wide receiver no less]
Over the line
[out of play, stop the clock, next down]
Where's your wide receiver
[ha ha!! there you have it, the QB looking for the wide receiver no less]
Over the border
[do they american football in mexico or canada?¿?]
Where's your wide receiver
[as before]
Over the line
[as before]
Where's your wide receiver
[as before, a bit blind this QB perhaps?¿?]
Over the edge and
Too far forward
[the crappy wide receiver made an illegal play again, next down]
Where's your wide receiver
Over the line
[out of bounds again, lets hope the draft brings you better luck next year]
[Repeat to fade]
so, there you have it, andrew 'the von' E in american football shocker!!!!!
How nicely put.