31st May The headache

[Zuma]

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for.

He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital,
he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like
he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.

He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit. That'll
make me feel a little better."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44
long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the
suit... it fitted perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt and it fitted
perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about
some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years
old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you
one hell of a headache."

New suit - £400
New shirt - £36
New underwear - £10
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

[mh]

Isn't medical malpractice a pain in the balls?

[Zuma]

There was a notorious Ceilidh band in the Highlands
a few years ago who only did Rolling Stones cover
versions.

Their most requested song was -
Hey MacLeod Get Off My Ewe.....

I know..coat

[James Blast]

Hey MacLeod Get Off My Ewe.....

Now that's funny!

[weebleswobble]

There was a notorious Ceilidh band in the Highlands
a few years ago who only did Rolling Stones cover
versions.

Their most requested song was -
Hey MacLeod Get Off My Ewe.....

I know..coat

Should that not be Hey! Ewe! Get Off Of McLeod or does that make the sheep pervy?

[scotty]

There was a notorious Ceilidh band in the Highlands
a few years ago who only did Rolling Stones cover
versions.

Their most requested song was -
Hey MacLeod Get Off My Ewe.....

I know..coat

Should that not be Hey! Ewe! Get Off Of McLeod or does that make the sheep pervy?

Yep, it also means the Ewe must be wearing a Strap-On

[czuczu]

[weebleswobble]

All hail czuczu the man who managed to get my sorry arse down the front at the Leeds gig, a fcukin' mentalist!!!!

[EvilBastard]

There was a notorious Ceilidh band in the Highlands
a few years ago who only did Rolling Stones cover
versions.

Their most requested song was -
Hey MacLeod Get Off My Ewe.....

I know..coat

Should that not be Hey! Ewe! Get Off Of McLeod or does that make the sheep pervy?

Yep, it also means the Ewe must be wearing a Strap-On

Ewes only wear strap-ons so that they can give some-one a good ramming

Yeah yeah - my coat's over here...

[6FeetOver]

Nice.