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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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this is one for the geeks only, it's the source code of life, if you know how to read it then you pretty much know everything there is to know about me (althought in the next version i would hope to see a new qualifier in the form of:

[somg(---)+++@>$] - which translated as roughly as possible without scaring small children is - Sisters of Mercy, Goth or Not Goth? and i answered - it ranges from (so goth that they just can't admit it) to mary poppins, but it varies, and hopes to get paid for it!

as that is another key element in geek life...

anyway, i'll show you mine:

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.12 rev 2.4

GIT/MC/O$ d-(++)@$ s: a->>+>++>+++>? C++++$ ULU+++ P+++$>++++ L+>+++++>$
!E? W+++$ N++ !o? K+ w++++(---)@$ !O? M-(--)@ !V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP- t+@ 5@
X+@ R* tv(-)@>! b++>++++@>$ DI++++ D++@ G++ e++>+++++>$ h++()>---- r++>+++
y?

------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

now you show me yours ;) ;) ;)
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I'd seen this "geek code" before on people's newsgroup postings, but until today I just thought it was random s**t.

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nearmethexperience wrote:this is one for the geeks only, it's the source code of life, if you know how to read it then you pretty much know everything there is to know about me (althought in the next version i would hope to see a new qualifier in the form of:

[somg(---)+++@>$] - which translated as roughly as possible without scaring small children is - Sisters of Mercy, Goth or Not Goth? and i answered - it ranges from (so goth that they just can't admit it) to mary poppins, but it varies, and hopes to get paid for it!

as that is another key element in geek life...

anyway, i'll show you mine:

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.12 rev 2.4

GIT/MC/O$ d-(++)@$ s: a->>+>++>+++>? C++++$ ULU+++ P+++$>++++ L+>+++++>$
!E? W+++$ N++ !o? K+ w++++(---)@$ !O? M-(--)@ !V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP- t+@ 5@
X+@ R* tv(-)@>! b++>++++@>$ DI++++ D++@ G++ e++>+++++>$ h++()>---- r++>+++
y?

------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

now you show me yours ;) ;) ;)
you f*cking beardy bastard! where's your x-files tee shirt? :D :D :D

where abouts in america are you moving? sure its not paolo alto? :D :D :D

are you running linux on your home pc by any chance? :lol: :twisted:

you're just soooo l33t :roll:

i wouldn't show you mine if you paid me... :kiss: ;D :P

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in fact, i should ban you for being so geeky!! :)

not that banning people keeps 'em away it seems.... :evil:
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Bonkas.... completely bonkas.. March Hares dont have s**t on Dan !

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lol, yeah bee-yatch, i'm so l33t i'm even too cool to talk to myself...

and FYI i'm running a quad-boot laptop (kinda like dual boot but twice as big, think about it ;)) with windows 2000 pro, windows longhorn alfa test, mandrake linux 9, and...... DOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just because i can ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

and no quiffet, i'm moving to MN, the future web design and application of the universe!!!

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;D :lol: ;D :lol: ;D :lol: ;D :lol: ;D :lol: ;D :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:;D :lol: ;D :lol: ;D :lol: ;D :lol: ;D :lol: ;D :lol:
hey there handsome, who you grinning at ;) :P :D ;) :P :D ;) :P :D ;) :P :D

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oh, and FYI (you know who you are...) the new bb website is like very very slow sex, only, erm, for the eyes. making it completely unaverage in every department, so stick that in yer blunt and smike it, yeah, i said blunt!
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Back in your box young man... your scaring the natives !!!!!

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lol, i'm so native it hurts.....
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what not mandrake 9.1 yet? tsk tsk.

KDE 3.1 rocks hard.
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hallucienate wrote:what not mandrake 9.1 yet? tsk tsk.

KDE 3.1 rocks hard.
beardie! :D :D :D
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and lets not even go near the Mac vs PC debate :D
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Zuma wrote:and lets not even go near the Mac vs PC debate :D
from the mac section of my geek block:

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M-(--)@]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.", to: "Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel." But that varies...

but hey, that's just me ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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macs suck? :o

but i thought they blew...?!? :twisted: :urff:
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Quiff Boy wrote:macs suck? :o

but i thought they blew...?!? :twisted: :urff:
no mr quiff, that's hair dryers, which have about the same processing power so i'm told...

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