Comedian Spike Milligan was the author of the world's funniest joke, a psychology professor has claimed -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5064020.stm
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
9th June 2006
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James Blast
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one for The Kings of Collapse methinks 
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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James Blast
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Nah! post it o'er therr ya Fud! 
Jokette Du Jour in the General section
Jokette Du Jour in the General section
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele