21 June 2006 - Quite Right!!!

[bananacamel]

A man has tickets for the 2006 World Cup final. After he has been sitting
in his seat for a few minutes, the man in the seat behind him taps him on
the shoulder and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"Absolutely incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the World Cup Final, one of the great sporting
events, and not use it?"

"Well actually," he says, "the seat belonged to my wife. She was supposed
to come with me but she passed away. This is the first World Cup final we
haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," replies the man. "That's terrible. But
couldn't you find someone else to take the seat? A friend or relative, or
even a neighbour?"

The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the funeral

[eotunun]

Ouch!

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Ba-da-dzing!!

IZ.