After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
"Well she says", "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
Burummmm Tsssh!!!
23/6/06 : Bears.
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
"Well she says", "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
Burummmm Tsssh!!!
After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
"Well she says", "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
Burummmm Tsssh!!!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Best ye start buying those cuddly toys now
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