* Witness: "Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good."
This and a lot more stuff of the kind can be found here.
29/07/06 Lawyers...
* Lawyer: "How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?"
* Witness: "Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good."
This and a lot more stuff of the kind can be found here.
* Witness: "Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good."
This and a lot more stuff of the kind can be found here.
"These are my principles! And if you don't like them just says so, I have others, too!"
~Rufus T. Firefly
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James Blast
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but that joke wasn't funny 
nor is this:
what do you call 500 lawyers buried up to their necks in the Gobi dessert?
a start
nor is this:
what do you call 500 lawyers buried up to their necks in the Gobi dessert?
a start
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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The devil's offer
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
Well, ya FUD........
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
Well, ya FUD........
"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He doesn't know why they choose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why." - William Faulkner
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-Me, I'm inspired by my DarkAngel.
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Which reminds me...
There's a rabbi, a lawyer, and a priest on a cruise ship. The ship starts to sink.
Rabbi: "The children! We must save the children!"
Lawyer: "Ah, f*ck the children!"
Priest: "Ooh, do you think we have time?"
There's a rabbi, a lawyer, and a priest on a cruise ship. The ship starts to sink.
Rabbi: "The children! We must save the children!"
Lawyer: "Ah, f*ck the children!"
Priest: "Ooh, do you think we have time?"
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody