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.....can you put the bloody Date on the bloody Joke Posts for bloody hells bloody sake............Thank you.
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Moderator hat on:

'Tis in the rules. Ish.
The home page wrote:One thread per day only. If there's a thread for today already started, post on that. And if there isn't? Then you get to start one. Aren't you the lucky one?
So yes. Listen to the man. Consider yourselves warned.

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Sorry, don't get it. Where's the punchline? :wink:
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Big Si wrote:Sorry, don't get it. Where's the punchline? :wink:
You want a PUNCH line hm? :twisted:

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Big Si wrote:Sorry, don't get it. Where's the punchline? :wink:
It's a post-modern joke, they don't come with punchlines :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:
Big Si wrote:Sorry, don't get it. Where's the punchline? :wink:
It's a post-modern joke, they don't come with punchlines :lol:
these ones come with knives :evil:
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Where is the punchline? Because of complaints and bickering, one punchline is now here (at least temporarily). The Joke forum was out of control at one point, which is why the one, lone, solitaary, specific rule for the area was instituted. That should not be too much.

No harsh feelings. Now use your edit buttons or other offending threads will join it. After all, you have seen the issue being discussed if you have made it to this thread.

Man, I tend to be nicer when I post from home instead of from work. :?
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Petseri wrote:Man, I tend to be nicer when I post from home instead of from work. :?
yes dear ;D
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James Blast wrote:
Petseri wrote:Man, I tend to be nicer when I post from home instead of from work. :?
yes dear ;D
Watch out; I am still at work. ;D
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Possibly partly my fault to be honest; I've not been enforcing that rule very much. Or indeed at all. :oops:
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markfiend wrote:Possibly partly my fault to be honest; I've not been enforcing that rule very much. Or indeed at all. :oops:
Consider yersel' warned :twisted: :lol:
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scotty wrote:
markfiend wrote:Possibly partly my fault to be honest; I've not been enforcing that rule very much. Or indeed at all. :oops:
Consider yersel' warned :twisted: :lol:
He kens whit comes next. :twisted:
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