20.9.06, Sorry but...

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An Irish Woman was admitted to hospital after having phone sex, Doctors managed to remove 2 Nokias, 3 Samsungs and 1 Motorola but no Siemen was found!................I put my coat down here somewhere!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:An Irish Woman was admitted to hospital after having phone sex, Doctors managed to remove 2 Nokias, 3 Samsungs and 1 Motorola but no Siemen was found!................I put my coat down here somewhere!
not enough coat to cover the shame.....
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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