September 12th

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GC
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What do they like drinking in Southpark?

















Kilkenny






(that was terrible)
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Gollum's Cock wrote:(that was terrible)
Aye. :wink:
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James Blast
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Yup, nae argument here :innocent:
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scotty
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Indeed!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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I liked it. :)
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canon docre
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What ? is that supposed to be my Birthday joke? completely unfunny. Probably the worst joke in a long time on here.


I hope for a better one next year.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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James Blast
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canon docre wrote:I hope for a better one next year.
and you'll wait in vain... :|
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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GC
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No you wont


Bear walks into a bar and says
"Could I have......

(2mins pass)

.......a double whiskey please"


Barman says:














Of course but why the big paws.
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canon docre
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You lucky cock, I didnt get it. :oops:

here is one out of my personal experience:

swedish boyfriend walks in Germany into a McDonalds and asks for a beer.

(2mins pass)

The waitress puts a Coca Cola merchandise teddy in front of him.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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GC
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Have you got a boyfriend!!? Well that's the last joke you'll ever get from me on your birthday :wink:
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Nic
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HAHAHA ha ha haa eeeh eey... :roll:
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canon docre
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Gollum's Cock wrote:Have you got a boyfriend!!? Well that's the last joke you'll ever get from me on your birthday :wink:
och, don't get in a huff, GC. I'm always a little bit slow with jokes, y'know.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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