15-10-06 If only I had that presence of mind

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How to handle telemarketers.
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Fantastic,can I use that ? :lol: :lol:
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Brilliant!

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Pat wrote:Fantastic,can I use that ? :lol: :lol:
Can you use it, Pat?
You posted on a Blast thread, I may marry you... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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James Blast wrote: Did ya gettit?
Yeah,but it took about an hour :wink:
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Ah wow, next time someone calls trying to sell me double-glazing... :twisted: :lol:
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..while there is a slight risc for somebody who performs that joke once too often that offices actually declare him to be dead. That has happened before..
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markfiend wrote:Ah wow, next time someone calls trying to sell me double-glazing... :twisted: :lol:
just do what i do and tell them you already have windows and then hang up before they can reply!
slays me every time :lol:
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Reminds me of the time Jehovah's Witnesses knocked round. I just turned back into the house and shouted "you can put the goat away now, we've got humans to sacrifice!" You've never seen anyone move so fast.
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markfiend wrote:Reminds me of the time Jehovah's Witnesses knocked round. I just turned back into the house and shouted "you can put the goat away now, we've got humans to sacrifice!" You've never seen anyone move so fast.
I remember my parents showing me from a very young age how to deal with nuisance visitors...

Jehova's Witness: Do you believe in God?

My mum: Not on my doorstep.

*Slams door*

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markfiend wrote:Reminds me of the time Jehovah's Witnesses knocked round. I just turned back into the house and shouted "you can put the goat away now, we've got humans to sacrifice!" You've never seen anyone move so fast.
I remember my parents showing me from a very young age how to deal with nuisance visitors...

Jehova's Witness: Do you believe in God?

My mum: Not on my doorstep.

*Slams door*

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A neighbour of mine, some years ago:
Jehova´s wtnesses (Two neatly dressed elderly housewifes): Do you believe in God?
Neighbour (Worn off alcoholic, a hell´s reject kind of person): Na, but I´d fancy a shag, wouldn´t a quicky for three be nice? (He was actually serious about it..)

No Jehova´s Witnesses ever came here since..
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markfiend wrote:Reminds me of the time Jehovah's Witnesses knocked round. I just turned back into the house and shouted "you can put the goat away now, we've got humans to sacrifice!" You've never seen anyone move so fast.
I used to have a plaque on my door that said, "So many christians, so few lions." The JWs never seemed to bother me...
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