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boudicca wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Claire does things with phones :eek:
oi!... wot... eh?!?!Image
You've got me worried now :roll:
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Andrew S wrote:
boudicca wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Claire does things with phones :eek:
oi!... wot... eh?!?!Image
You've got me worried now :roll:
It's not that kind of forum :lol:
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weebleswobble wrote:
boudicca wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Claire does things with phones :eek:
oi!... wot... eh?!?!Image
see previous posts-you been drinking meths again? :D
:oops: :oops: :oops:

Gosh, you just had to tell everyone, didn't you! :P :lol:
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I do try to keep it until after 8 in the evening though. And never on an empty stomach.

During the day I stick to lighter fluid.
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Met Tom Boyd (ex-Celtic and Scotland) and Joos Valgaeren (now ex-Celtic) at a ntl doo (does that count?) at Parkhead in 2001. Had a drink with Neil Lennon in the notorious and now sadly defunct Glasgow nightclub Cleopatra's :D

Also had a drink with John Higgins (the snooker player) in McChuills, High Street, Glasgow (he wuz steamin'!).

At the Lloyds TSB ATM in Sauchiehall Street, Glasgow "It's that cnut fae Snow Patrol!" :oops:

Kevin McKidd at the Nationwide ATM in Byres Road, Glasgow :D 8)

Alison McKenzie, Morag Calder (both River City) and Daniel Schutzmann (ex-Footballers Wives, now River City) are good mates with my Best Mate's wife so i've been for a bevvy/party with them a few times. Saw Carmen Pieraccini (River City) having a bevvy in McChuills again.

Seen Cherie Lunghi a few times in Prague, and even saw Anthony Andrews smoking a fag outside his hotel near the King's Theatre in Glasgow.

Held the front door open at the London Astoria for Blixa Bargeld (why wasn't he backstage?) yes I look a bouncer :roll:

Paul King (yes of 'Love and Pride' fame) got my signature and read my name out on MTV (i'd requested a Nephilim video :D)

And best of all - bought a round of drinks after HL3 for some of youze lot and Nick Jones and Gary Marx! :notworthy:
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Nice wan Big Man Image

Does everyone know that Never Land on the remasters is 11:59 and has extra lyrics!? :eek:
Special HL deal on all 3 remasters here :D
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James Blast wrote:Nice wan Big Man Image

Does everyone know that Never Land on the remasters is 11:59 and has extra lyrics!? :eek:
Special HL deal on all 3 remasters here :D
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Is it as beautiful as I think it sounds? :D
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Big Si wrote:Is it as beautiful as I think it sounds? :D
I feckin hope so!

So far, only mh kens. :|
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Paul King (yes of 'Love and Pride' fame) got my signature and read my name out on MTV (i'd requested a Nephilim video :D)
Top pick! 8) :notworthy:

Was that the Sumerland vid?
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Nic wrote:
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Paul King (yes of 'Love and Pride' fame) got my signature and read my name out on MTV (i'd requested a Nephilim video :D)
Top pick! 8) :notworthy:

Was that the Sumerland vid?
Oh yes! :D

Forgot my mate Jamie, he was in one of the recent Rebus episodes as a mortuary worker complete with white lab coat. He's done loads of adverts as well like this one :lol:
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Big Si wrote:Oh yes! :D

Forgot my mate Jamie, he was in one of the recent Rebus episodes as a mortuary worker complete with white lab coat. He's done loads of adverts as well like this one :lol:
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Big Yin

We aw ken sumb'dy that's been in Taggart ("Nae buddy Moooove") or Rebus ("Is that right...").
Noo tae bring oot thi big guns - Iza Drennen fi the blessed Still Game
Hur Dad lives at the end of my road, she visits regularly. In real life she's a fine looking woman, a 'big' girl.

I would ;D
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James Blast wrote:Big Yin

We aw ken sumb'dy that's been in Taggart ("Nae buddy Moooove") or Rebus ("Is that right...").
Noo tae bring oot thi big guns - Iza Drennen fi the blessed Still Game
Hur Dad lives at the end of my road, she visits regularly. In real life she's a fine looking woman, a 'big' girl.

I would ;D
Yes, I know you would :wink: :lol:

I've told him he should go for an audition for Irvine Welsh's Porno (if it's gonna happen) - he's got a heid o' hair like wee corkscrews :wink: :twisted:
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I got to use the Liverpool Barfly dressing room once graced by The Ivories on Monday.

Ok, so it's not an autograph or touch, but they left one on the wall, sort of.

And yes, I was only roadying :oops:
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Big Si wrote:he's got a heid o' hair like wee corkscrews :wink: :twisted:
I'll just say Juice, then retire tae ma fart chariot. :|
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Big Si wrote:Held the front door open at the London Astoria for Blixa Bargeld
I hate you. :P
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James Blast wrote:
Big Si wrote:Is it as beautiful as I think it sounds? :D
I feckin hope so!

So far, only mh kens. :|
Yes, it is gorgeous.
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James Blast wrote:
Big Si wrote:he's got a heid o' hair like wee corkscrews :wink: :twisted:
I'll just say Juice, then retire tae ma fart chariot. :|
Aye, that's the fella :wink:
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Big Si wrote:Held the front door open at the London Astoria for Blixa Bargeld
I hate you. :P
He was very, very tall ;D
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Dunno if it counts by I'm distantly related to Joan Collins. Her ex-husband (Maxwell Reid) was my Grandad's Uncle - actually, with the amount of husband's she's had probably everyone reading this is somehow related to her... :roll:
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esox wrote:Dunno if it counts by I'm distantly related to Joan Collins. Her ex-husband (Maxwell Reid) was my Grandad's Uncle - actually, with the amount of husband's she's had probably everyone reading this is somehow related to her... :roll:
Oh yes, almost forgot - was in the same class at school as Guy Griffin, from the Quireboys.
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esox wrote:Dunno if it counts by I'm distantly related to Joan Collins. Her ex-husband (Maxwell Reid) was my Grandad's Uncle - actually, with the amount of husband's she's had probably everyone reading this is somehow related to her... :roll:
Apologies to anyone I've bored with this story before, but my mum's cousin's daughter used to be married to Luke Perry (of Beverly Hills 90210 fame). ;D
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smiscandlon wrote:
esox wrote:Dunno if it counts by I'm distantly related to Joan Collins. Her ex-husband (Maxwell Reid) was my Grandad's Uncle - actually, with the amount of husband's she's had probably everyone reading this is somehow related to her... :roll:
Apologies to anyone I've bored with this story before, but my mum's cousin's daughter used to be married to Luke Perry (of Beverly Hills 90210 fame). ;D
i loved "Beverly Hills", :oops: :oops: and after so many years i wouldn t mind seeing it again :innocent:
Tori Spelling is a goddess ;D
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smiscandlon wrote:
esox wrote:Dunno if it counts by I'm distantly related to Joan Collins. Her ex-husband (Maxwell Reid) was my Grandad's Uncle - actually, with the amount of husband's she's had probably everyone reading this is somehow related to her... :roll:
Apologies to anyone I've bored with this story before, but my mum's cousin's daughter used to be married to Luke Perry (of Beverly Hills 90210 fame). ;D
Wahoo, now we're talking... :notworthy: Mr Perry and Mrs Collins are exquisite celebs. :lol: 8)

can I maybe mention that I know somebody who is close friend with Bud Bundy (yeah right post-fame but still...) :lol: :notworthy:

Myself ran into the lovely Mia Farrow at Kennedy airport. I showed her the devil sign as appreciation, but no reaction from the mother of the antichrist. :(

and what about this: I used the toilet after Naomi Campbell at the European Music Awards and the toilet women said to me: "This black slut peed on the seat. She isn't a lady unlike you." :eek: :lol:

Last saturday I had a tiny tiny flirt with Jason Orange from the reformed Take That. (boy this Manchester accent is really something :oops: ) I ceased my efforts after I was informed by a friend of mine from their record company that he's 100% gay. Oh the shame. :oops:
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