What's the similarity between British Lager and making love in a canoe?
Their both f**king close to water...
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Apologies in advance...
Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. All work has dried up and he just sits at home twiddling his thumbs.
Suddenly the phone rings and Sean answers it. It's his agent and Sean gets very excited.
The agent says, "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you've got to get there early, for 10ish."
Sean frowns and replies, "10ish? But I haven't even got a racket."
[My coat, Mish Moneypenny!]
Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. All work has dried up and he just sits at home twiddling his thumbs.
Suddenly the phone rings and Sean answers it. It's his agent and Sean gets very excited.
The agent says, "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you've got to get there early, for 10ish."
Sean frowns and replies, "10ish? But I haven't even got a racket."
[My coat, Mish Moneypenny!]
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Burrum TssshEvilBastard wrote:Apologies in advance...
Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. All work has dried up and he just sits at home twiddling his thumbs.
Suddenly the phone rings and Sean answers it. It's his agent and Sean gets very excited.
The agent says, "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you've got to get there early, for 10ish."
Sean frowns and replies, "10ish? But I haven't even got a racket."
[My coat, Mish Moneypenny!]
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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This ish shooo bad itsh good!scotty wrote:Burrum TssshEvilBastard wrote:Apologies in advance...
Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. All work has dried up and he just sits at home twiddling his thumbs.
Suddenly the phone rings and Sean answers it. It's his agent and Sean gets very excited.
The agent says, "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you've got to get there early, for 10ish."
Sean frowns and replies, "10ish? But I haven't even got a racket."
[My coat, Mish Moneypenny!]
(and you can alsho tell this joke with Gillian 'Scully' Anderson ash protagonisht roarrrrrr)
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