2006-11-21 Festive Hidden Message
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hallucienate
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MadameButterfly
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FFS!!!
Made me squeal like a girl and scare my daughter!
Made me squeal like a girl and scare my daughter!
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Hey! That's MY kinda joke! 
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hallucienate
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I think I should've PMed it to you and saved myself all the bad karma.Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Hey! That's MY kinda joke!
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Dontchaworry. I got flamed some time ago for posting all the Liquid Generation Sabotage thingieshallucienate wrote:I think I should've PMed it to you and saved myself all the bad karma.Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Hey! That's MY kinda joke!
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paint it black
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Have to buy some new pants now, thanks...
Goths have feelings too
They still crack me up all the time. Gonna pull that one on a few folks tomorrow!
OK, so Paddy's wife is due to give birth and he goes to the hospital with his wife. The doctor tells him "we have this new machine, it let's the father take some of the pain of childbirth to make it easier for the mother - hop on!"
Paddy hops on, and they give him 10%. "Not bad", he thinks, "easy enough so far". They ramp him up to 50%. "I can hardly feel a thing", he thinks. They ramp him up to 100%. "Still doing fine".
After his wife gives birth, he goes home, thinking "I don't know what all this fuss about childbirth is at all, sure it's nothing, piece of p!ss".
He gets home and finds the postman dead on his doorstep.
OK, so Paddy's wife is due to give birth and he goes to the hospital with his wife. The doctor tells him "we have this new machine, it let's the father take some of the pain of childbirth to make it easier for the mother - hop on!"
Paddy hops on, and they give him 10%. "Not bad", he thinks, "easy enough so far". They ramp him up to 50%. "I can hardly feel a thing", he thinks. They ramp him up to 100%. "Still doing fine".
After his wife gives birth, he goes home, thinking "I don't know what all this fuss about childbirth is at all, sure it's nothing, piece of p!ss".
He gets home and finds the postman dead on his doorstep.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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bushman*pm
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for once i sh*t my pants instead of pee'ing them!!
LAND ROVER: THE BEAST FOUR BY FOUR BY FEAR! KICKS THE ARSE OFF RICEBURNERS!