For those that can't sit for hours in a sweaty cinema or don't own a DVD player:
Movie-a-minute offers a short synopsis about almost every movie there's ever made!
Finally you can talk with your geeky friends about the last movie, just check here!
Example: "A Clockwork Orange" - S. Kubrick
Malcolm McDowell:
"I was having a right horrorshow time of it, O my brothers, crasting and drasting with my droogies all the nochy, viddying the vino flow. Then, those glooby bratchny millicents loveted me and hurled me in the plenny like a common prestoopnik. That vonny plenny wasn't for me, so I let some doctor vecks filly with my mozg to fix me up right skorry. Then I ittied on home like a good malckickiwick, but I couldn't slooshy my lovely Ludwig anymore without getting bolnoy. It was oozhassny, so I jumped out the okno. I've had rather a change of heart, and thinking of getting a zheena like a proper chelloveck, and all that cal. "
Audience:
Eh?
THE END
Example 2: "Casablanca" - M. Curtiz
Ingrid Bergman: Oh, Rick.
Humphrey Bogart: Oh, Ilsa.
Paul Henreid: Oh, nuts.
Conrad Veidt: Oh, (dies).
THE END
IZ.
13 Dec 2006: movie-a-minute
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There was some malanky gulliver grasnying with the Clockwork Orange one, Oh my brothers. 
Outrageous Stu!
Outrageous Stu!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
And just for a laugh - here is the Christmas Party Excuse Generator -
http://holiday.enlighten.com/
http://holiday.enlighten.com/
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Christmas has been cancelled in Ipswich.Santa can't find any Ho-ho-ho's.
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
Basic Instint
Sharon Stone crosses legs & flashes Minge.
End.
Sharon Stone crosses legs & flashes Minge.
End.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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never thought we could do our own, nice one Mr. scotty 
Donny Darko
Young American bloke takes an early morning ride on his pushbike whilst EATB's worst tune plays.
Falls asleep.
Bunch of arse happens.
Wakes up.
End.
Donny Darko
Young American bloke takes an early morning ride on his pushbike whilst EATB's worst tune plays.
Falls asleep.
Bunch of arse happens.
Wakes up.
End.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
czuczu wrote:Clicky
Made me smile for a minute of so..
(General Pigeon. on 10:16am Wed 6 Dec 06 - very nicely put
I never knew how many people simply had no life..."These are my principles! And if you don't like the just says so, I have others, too!"
~Rufus T. Firefly
~Rufus T. Firefly
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Hey cool!
Another movie-a-minute!
THE GIFT - Sam Raimi
(a lot of unnecessary stuff happens)
Katie Holmes shows her naked TITS.
(a lot of unnecessary stuff happens)
The End.
IZ.
Another movie-a-minute!
THE GIFT - Sam Raimi
(a lot of unnecessary stuff happens)
Katie Holmes shows her naked TITS.
(a lot of unnecessary stuff happens)
The End.
IZ.
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Apocalypse Now!
Soldier gets on boat heads up river.
Goes to a surf opera concert on a helicopter.
Meets some hippy soldiers on a bridge.
Gets back on boat and heads further up river.
Meets some hippy soldiers.
Kills their boss.
Everything blows up
End.
Soldier gets on boat heads up river.
Goes to a surf opera concert on a helicopter.
Meets some hippy soldiers on a bridge.
Gets back on boat and heads further up river.
Meets some hippy soldiers.
Kills their boss.
Everything blows up
End.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
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Apocalypse Now! Redux
Soldier gets on boat heads up river.
Goes to a surf opera concert on a helicopter.
Steals a surfboard.
Meets some hippy soldiers on a bridge.
Meets some French peeps.
Knobs one of them.
Gets back on boat and heads further up river.
Meets some hippy soldiers.
Kills their boss.
Everything blows up
End.
Soldier gets on boat heads up river.
Goes to a surf opera concert on a helicopter.
Steals a surfboard.
Meets some hippy soldiers on a bridge.
Meets some French peeps.
Knobs one of them.
Gets back on boat and heads further up river.
Meets some hippy soldiers.
Kills their boss.
Everything blows up
End.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
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Star Wars Episodes 1 to 3:
George Lucas destroys everything that was good about the original trilogy.
The End.
George Lucas destroys everything that was good about the original trilogy.
The End.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell