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Arch Deviant
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A penguin goeas into a pub and asks the barman 'Have you seen my brother?'
Barman answers 'What does he look like?'
Y quedo llorando, llorando, llorando, llorando por tu amor
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burmm..tsssshh!!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Arch Deviant wrote:A penguin goeas into a pub and asks the barman 'Have you seen my brother?'
Barman answers 'What does he look like?'
"Looks like you've blown a seal, mate."
"Fcuk off! I've been eating icecream!"
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
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EvilBastard wrote:
Arch Deviant wrote:A penguin goeas into a pub and asks the barman 'Have you seen my brother?'
Barman answers 'What does he look like?'
"Looks like you've blown a seal, mate."
"Fcuk off! I've been eating icecream!"
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LAND ROVER: THE BEAST FOUR BY FOUR BY FEAR! KICKS THE ARSE OFF RICEBURNERS!
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"Paddy fcuked a penguin, Paddy fcuked a penguin!"
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
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