22nd December - Funny

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the-happening
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thats putting care back into health!
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James Blast
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Sweet! :lol:
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Genuine e-mail sent to all users in my office today:
At this time of year it is all about giving presents and leaving little presents for people.

However when you visit the toilet we really do not need little presents left to "wink" at us in the toilet bowl.

Please ensure you FLUSH on every occasion you visit the little girls room.

Fiona
I know it's :urff: but it made me :lol: so :P .
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James Blast
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if it had been from a bloke he'd have commented on the size, texture and odour and probably even praised the creator of said jobbie :lol:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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James Blast wrote:if it had been from a bloke he'd have commented on the size, texture and odour and probably even praised the creator of said jobbie :lol:
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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James Blast wrote:if it had been from a bloke he'd have commented on the size, texture and odour and probably even praised the creator of said jobbie :lol:
My comment on the train when asked about the condition of the toilet: "I now know for sure that there is corn in Poland."
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James Blast
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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