26 December: Kermit is a c**t!

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John, recieved a puppet of Kermit from his wife Tracy for Christmas. "Why the hell did you buy me this for?" he asked; " Well the last time we were making love I asked you what you wanted for Christmas and you said a Muppet"













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:urff: can someone explain that to me please :urff:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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jeezus keith , you'll be asking me to interpret martian next. :roll:







(i haven't got a fuckin' clue bro. :oops: :oops: :oops: )
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And I knew the words to every song.
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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And I was blaming that on a lack of my english skills or general dumbness.. :roll:
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"I'm up it"


Sorry to swear on such a day, but Jesus you guys!
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Gollum's Cock wrote:"I'm up it"


Sorry to swear on such a day, but Jesus you guys!
Kinda stupid to ask your own wife for Christmas then, considering she is yours already ;)

*Le Coat*

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