2nd January 2007

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the-happening
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A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her
from. So he says "do you know me?".

To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my children." He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says...

"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"

Suddenly looking very uncomfortable, she said "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
"i'm talking about god, devil, hell, do you understand, finally?"
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markfiend
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Izzy HaveMercy
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YES!:notworthy:

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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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bushman*pm
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LAND ROVER: THE BEAST FOUR BY FOUR BY FEAR! KICKS THE ARSE OFF RICEBURNERS!
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