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Q. What do you call 30 Mancunians in a filing cabinet ?

A. Sorted.
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karin wrote:Q. What do you call 30 Mancunians in a filing cabinet ?

A. Sorted.
Q. And making a noise inside it?

A. Sound.
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nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! :D :D :D

and speaking as an ex-manc (almost) may i just add: :notworthy:
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:lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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karin wrote:Q. What do you call 30 Mancunians in a filing cabinet ?

A. Sorted.
I remember an older version of these jokes - these were about Ravers

What do you call a Raver in a bank? - Safe!

What do you call a Raver in a flling cabinet? - Sorted

What do you call a Raver in the top draw of a filing cabinet? - Well Sorted!!!!!

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Groan.... :wink:
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and what do you call 300 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean..........................


a start.....
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Zuma wrote:and what do you call 300 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean..........................


a start.....
@ Zuma :-) Forget the joke - love the Avatar - where did you get that pic from - and more to the point - are there anymore
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AndyTheGoth wrote:
Zuma wrote:and what do you call 300 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean..........................


a start.....
@ Zuma :-) Forget the joke - love the Avatar - where did you get that pic from - and more to the point - are there anymore
It looks a bit like this photo I took last year: http://www.lak.co.za/galleries/photo.ph ... 2002-10-26
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Got it from here Andy, just seemed too good not to use...
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... &ncid=1756
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@ Zuma - Thanks Mate - Thats a great photo and a nice peice of news to go with it :-)
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It was nice to see a "nice" story in the news for once 8)
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